>>1136022He's doing fine, but unfortunately, I'm not next in line.
All I can afford with my monthly allowance are two Lamborghinis, three islands, two scarfed half-naked Swedish supermodels holding my 24 karat keyboard, and 10 pet cheetahs.
It's not fair, he's the crown prince and he has twice the things I have. I guess I'll cry about it in my panda-skin bed like I do every night.