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>be Puerto Rico
>vote in favor of US Statehood
>rent goes from $300 a month to $1500 to match "fair market value"
>taxes raised, only keep 60% of income now
>government seizes all exports, livestock, farms etc
>fine them and take earnings for "regulation"
>park on street
>fined by local government
>take a shower
>fined and taxed
>breathe too many times
>fined by local government
>20 black people walk into small business and ask for $120,000 salaries
>fined for not giving them jobs
>a bunch of rich old white people move in
>fair market value rent raised to $1800
>sign up for s8 housing, food stamps, and government assistance, obamacare
>try to go to college
>now privately owned, tuition $640,000
Welcome to America Puerto Bros
>vote in favor of US Statehood
>rent goes from $300 a month to $1500 to match "fair market value"
>taxes raised, only keep 60% of income now
>government seizes all exports, livestock, farms etc
>fine them and take earnings for "regulation"
>park on street
>fined by local government
>take a shower
>fined and taxed
>breathe too many times
>fined by local government
>20 black people walk into small business and ask for $120,000 salaries
>fined for not giving them jobs
>a bunch of rich old white people move in
>fair market value rent raised to $1800
>sign up for s8 housing, food stamps, and government assistance, obamacare
>try to go to college
>now privately owned, tuition $640,000
Welcome to America Puerto Bros
