>be me
>move out into university last year
>university accomodation where i share the floor/kitchen/bathrooms with 5 other people
>1 stereotypical black woman from london who harps on about stuff like "internalized x-phobia" or "intersectional ____" and honestly really annoyed everyone there who just wanted to have a comfy first year
>One dweeby white guy called Simon who was doing a programming course. You can already picture what he looked like. fucking creature.
>Norwegian student who actually became one of my best friends, taking the same course as me (Film)
>2 asian exchange students, one from Singapore and the other from Japan.
>Japanese one was this uironic goth girl called Ko
>we instantly bonded over our mutual like of J-horror films and the fact that we have similar fashion tastes (Demonia platforms, for example)
>Fast forward one week and we go out drinking
>everyone ends up shitfaced and we stumble home
>Me and Ko both collapse down on one of the sofas in the common room
>start talking about jhorror films again
>Mention that ive never seen Dark Water
>She gives me a shocked face and drags me to her room where she puts it on
>tfw end up cuddling on the bed and falling asleep together
>fast forward one week
>tfw im wearing a dog collar while on my knees as she holds the leash and pats my head
>tfw i dont even care because we love each other
