Did you know that last year 135 billion gallons of milk were produced worldwide? That's enough to fill about 275,000 olympic swimming pools. Since the average cow produces 2500 gallons of milk a year, in order to produce that amount 54 million cows had to be RAPED, FORCED to get pregnant, kept in APPALLING conditions, ROBBED of the milk intended for their children, and finally after a long and painful pregnancy, have those children ABDUCTED moments after birth, never to see them again. Clearly, barbaric practices like this cannot be allowed to continue in a civilised society. So, here is my solution: rather than cows, bantposters with gyno should be kept on farms and milked instead. They will be fed estrogen pills to increase lactation, hooked up to milking machines and milked every day for as long as it takes to meet demand. This will have two positive effects:
-first, humans will still be able to enjoy milk while cows will no longer have to suffer
-second, bantposters, previously useless drains on society, will now become valuable participants performing a vital service.
I expect this plan to be fully implemented by 2030. What are your thoughts on it? Do you have any questions or concerns? I'm grateful for any feedback I can get.