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>be me 17 year old nerd
>hot chick in class 8/10 definitely a stacy
>we talk a lot because i help her
>talking about her bf chad thundercock and how he cheated on her again
>"oh no, that jerk"
>she tells me that he physically abused her
>"well i'll always be here if you need me, buddy hehe"
>sound like a fucking autist
>"oh anon, you're such a nice guy"
>she thanks me and invites me to her party
>finally my chance to prove that i'm cool
>fast forward a few days
>party day
>nervous af and don't know what to wear
>put on my dads wedding tuxedo
>didn't shower so i spray a fuck ton of chocolate axe body spray and put gel in
>mom drops me off at the party and yells that she loves me
>fml
>turn around and everyone is looking at me
>oh no
>all in normal clothes
>"who the fuck invited him?"
>everyone laughs
"anon, what are you wearing?"
>"that jizz in you hair?"
>hearing all that as i walk up the stairs
>fuck it
>walk up to the house
>peopledancingandshit
>go to take a step in
>suddenly i feel a slight tug on my collar
>"WOAH,where do you think you're goin' anon?"
>"u-uhh i was invited by stacy"
>throws me down the steps
>oh fuck, it's chad thundercuck and his goons
>he does a backflip off the porch as his bros high fives each other
>"who invited you, anon?"
>"your g-g-girlfri-"
>gets kicked in the stomach
>the blow was so hard i shit myself
>"now again, anon - who invited you?"
>people laugh
>"n-no one"
>"then why the fuck are you here, anon?"
>start crying and turn around to go home
>"HEY HE SHAT HIMSELF!"
>everyone laughing and pointing at me
>stacy is laughing too
>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me
>mfw
>hot chick in class 8/10 definitely a stacy
>we talk a lot because i help her
>talking about her bf chad thundercock and how he cheated on her again
>"oh no, that jerk"
>she tells me that he physically abused her
>"well i'll always be here if you need me, buddy hehe"
>sound like a fucking autist
>"oh anon, you're such a nice guy"
>she thanks me and invites me to her party
>finally my chance to prove that i'm cool
>fast forward a few days
>party day
>nervous af and don't know what to wear
>put on my dads wedding tuxedo
>didn't shower so i spray a fuck ton of chocolate axe body spray and put gel in
>mom drops me off at the party and yells that she loves me
>fml
>turn around and everyone is looking at me
>oh no
>all in normal clothes
>"who the fuck invited him?"
>everyone laughs
"anon, what are you wearing?"
>"that jizz in you hair?"
>hearing all that as i walk up the stairs
>fuck it
>walk up to the house
>peopledancingandshit
>go to take a step in
>suddenly i feel a slight tug on my collar
>"WOAH,where do you think you're goin' anon?"
>"u-uhh i was invited by stacy"
>throws me down the steps
>oh fuck, it's chad thundercuck and his goons
>he does a backflip off the porch as his bros high fives each other
>"who invited you, anon?"
>"your g-g-girlfri-"
>gets kicked in the stomach
>the blow was so hard i shit myself
>"now again, anon - who invited you?"
>people laugh
>"n-no one"
>"then why the fuck are you here, anon?"
>start crying and turn around to go home
>"HEY HE SHAT HIMSELF!"
>everyone laughing and pointing at me
>stacy is laughing too
>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me
>mfw
