Yesterday my dad invited me to dinner to his house. I havent talked to him in a while, apparently he wanted to discuss the fact Im joining the army.

"anon youve been getting ripped out of nowhere and now you want to join the fucking army, is there something I need to know?, are you making a risky move on purpose?"

Why yes I want to die in the army any problem with that? you literally cant do anything about it, even if I was excplicit about getting shot dead you couldnt do anything, now let me proceed on my government assisted thank you very much, and go fuck yourself in the meantime,