It is the 41st millenium, nah just kiding the year was 2049 when some alien anime girls invaded earth, they just happened to all look like human females but better in every regard. They abducted or killed most of the world's population. Then, after a year had passed, the only thing that stood in their way of assuming complete control over the planet was the Resistance. The Resistance is a network of small, militaristic groups, created by the surviving Humans, that were spread out across the globe. Although it is not known to most of humanity the Arume Empire is now the dominant power in the known galaxy (roughly half of the Orion Arm of the milky way) but that dominance is currently being challenged by the second rise of the Valgarian Empire and the rebelious remnants of long conquered star nations. Even though most of humanity has no idea of the current state of the galaxy the Arume Empire is well aware of the threat that a new Vallgarian Empire represents and have been reinforcing their position on the home world of humanity due to it’s strategical importance and now with the struggle between the two powers for possesion of the planet the resistence will play a vital role in the future of the conflict, and remember
THAT IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE NEAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY CRINGE
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https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/11317014/ Rolling is done on the discord to ensure true RNG. If you don’t want to join, then GM can roll for you.
Rolling 01-49 is usually a failure and 50-98 is usually a success, with dubs being a critical success.
Doctor Anonymous
End of second thread Shinji you try to smother Old man Ross to death in his sleep but he awakes and starts struggling with you but the frail old man eventually takes his last breath Jack von Flammenwerfer fortunatly you brought a spy glass with you, you then proceed to use it to observe the base, with your spyglass you manage to observer the base is near a wodden dock and it is a particularly large base for such a remote location, you continue observing until the boat is near the shore Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) the boat continues getting closer to the shore but it's still a few meters off Private Grasshopper you wait for someone to answer your call until eventually an arume opens the door, she is somewhat suprised to see a human come here and points her gun at you Patrice Petry you wake up, both your hands and legs are tied up, before you stands a collossal figure, a polar bear sized green bipedal lizard with 4 eyes wearing a uniform with a coat of arms very different from the arume empire's coat of arms and a lot of military badges signifying his high rank Tsubakura Sasha: I can do that the air is thick with tension as both sides look at one another Tortuga (cat) Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme Sasha: hey there is no need to fight, in the end we are on the same side you look at one another canadian you successfully manage to neutralize her and hide her body, but then you are spotted by an arume passing by John Pizza you get your coocking stuff and start looking for a gas station you walk for a while until you find a wounded arume walking in the road
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355714 >remember you exist as the thread begins Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
Private Grasshopper
>Put my hands up "Woah, calm down, lady. I don't even have a gun."
Patrice Petry
>>11355718 "RAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH RELEASE ME FOUL DEMON THIS INSTANT"
>Wriggle and writhe arbitrarily Doctor Anonymous
>>11355725 the boat has finnaly reached the docks you try to observe the base for more details but unfortunatly you can't see anything else that might be of importance
>>11355731 As the boat reaches shore you jump off with a level of coordenation and grace only a veteran circus artist could have
>>11355736 the arume proceeds to check if you have any guns with you but she doesn't find anything
Arume: I see you are clear, now why did you come here?
>>11355737 you wriggle and writhe arbitrarily and you manage to somewhat loosen your restraints
Alex: I know you might have never seen a velkan in your life and my apearence might be quite intimidating, now my name is Alexander, what is yours?
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355755 >sneak up on the base and scout it out Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355755 >slowly make my way towards the base, trying to keep as hidden as possible. >you know, while holding a fucking flamethrower Patrice Petry
>>11355755 "MY NAME IS GO FUCK YOURSELF SMELLY SHITBAG, EAT MY DICK"
>Wiggle like a fucking worm on a fishing line Doctor Anonymous
>>11355762 you try to sneak arround the base to scout it and look for weaknesses to exploit, as you scout you manage to find that dispite the fact that the main gate is closed there is a hole in the fence somewhat hidden in the bushes
>>11355768 despite having a flamethrower in hand that in a normal situation would denounce your presence you successfully manage to stay hidden while moving thwards the base
>>11355778 as you insult Alex you continue wiggling like a worm on a fishing line and you manage to loosen your restraints but not enough to allow you to be free or move your hands, meanwhile Alex is staring at you
Alex: Who do you work for? the Resistence or the Arume Empire?
Alex: no normal human could have done the feats you just did, tell me and you might have your freedom
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355795 >go the the hole and look inside >count how many buildings and arume there are Doctor Anonymous
>>11355805 you enter through the hole and try to observe the inside of the base, there are at least 5 big buildings and many small ones the size of small cabins, you try to count how many arume are inside but there are too many and most of them are constantly moving arround the base
Patrice Petry
>>11355795 "..."
>Stop wiggling "Wait wait wait hol up. So you be sayin.... You not one of dem aroomies?... Is that watchu be sayin?"
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355795 >sneak closer to the base and look for something flammable on the walls. Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355816 >enter and stand out in the open "GEE I REALLY MUST FIND A BATHROOM. IS THERE PERHAPS A BATHROOM NEARBY!?"
>try to attract attention Private Grasshopper
>>11355755 "Saw a funny looking place, thought I'd check it out."
Doctor Anonymous
>>11355818 Alex: that is correct, I have landed on this planet with an elite strike team to destroy arume bases while contacting the various resistence groups across the globe to get their support in the coming attack to take earth from the Arume Empire and get one step closer to stopping their mindless genocide
>>11355824 you sneak arround to the base but you do not find anything flamable on the walls but you do find a barrel with a symbol that means it's content is flamable
>>11355828 as you go through the hole and into the open most of the Arume at the base stop what they are doing and start looking at you, some of them even point their weapons
>>11355836 Arume: I am not convinced, and don't try anything funny
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355883 >point to a random arume "YOU THERE. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS. I MUST GO."
>keep their attention for the flame dude Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355883 >roll the barrel to a weak spot, maybe get a handful more barrels next to it >THEN set it on fire. Patrice Petry
>>11355883 "Huh. Then why did you try to stop me from decimating that arume... and the.. grasshopper.............?"
Private Grasshopper
>>11355883 "You're the one with the gun, I'm just standing here. Do you want me to walk away or . . ?"
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:3QRrLBFF Fri 25 Sep 2020 13:55:25 No. 11355904 Report >>11355718 "Ooh ooh OOH OOH AH AH!"
>Furious chest-beating (Why the fuck can you speak chimp? Who even are you?)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11355884 you point to a random arume and ask for the bath room, the arume that you pointed to starts gesturing you and 2 other arume to follow
>>11355885 you roll the barrel to a weak spot, you then try to look for more barrels and you manage to find two more, you then place them in the same corner as the previous one and let them ablaze with your flamethrower, the plastic of the barrels is still holding but not for much longer
>>11355889 Alex: she was one of the members of my strike team, since the arume empire started their senseless genocide the arume are the most numerous species in the known stars, despite your average arume being much weaker than a velkan their numbers make up for it and arround 40% of the population of the vallgarian empire is arume and they make up a considerable chunck of our armed forces
>>11355895 Arume: baka.. you can come inside if you want but we will keep observing you just in case
>>11355904 you start beating your chest
Sasha: It is simple in fact, I have been subject to some cybernetic alteration, and among these alterations is a microchip that makes real time trasnlations of any language that obeys to basic laws of logic
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355923 >GET TO COVER! they're going to explode! >once the wall is blown open, get inside and prepare to burn MORE Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355923 "OH LORD I CAN'T HOLD IT!"
>pull pants down epicly to ankles Patrice Petry
>>11355923 :confusion:
"So the arume are both working with you and against you? Did they factionalize and join you guys or something like that?"
>Take a good look at the big guy talking to me and see what he looks like again Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:3QRrLBFF Fri 25 Sep 2020 14:16:41 No. 11355958 Report >>11355923 "OOH, OOH, OOH!"
(I regret asking.)
>Keep my guns trained on the couple of apparent ayys, but don't shoot. Private Grasshopper
>>11355923 >"I can just . . . go inside?" "Alright."
>Go inside I guess Doctor Anonymous
>>11355929 the content of the barrels eventually catches on fire and explodes destroying the wall, unfortunatly the explosion did not kill any arume, after the explosion you charge on blasting with your flamethorwer, you do not kill a single arume but you cause enough chaos to make most of them flee in terror
>>11355933 you then pull your pants down showing off your 14,5cm superweapon, meanwhile Jack blows up the wall causing some chaos
>>11355934 Alex: yes there are arume fighting on both sides, though most of the arume in the known stars are fighting for the arume empire the number of arume fighting along side velkans and plushies is considerable
you take a good look at Alex, he is a towering figure, 3 meters tall and despite being a reptile like creature he walks on both feet and has two arms with hands as big as those of a bear, his tail is about 1,5 meters long, he has something akin to feathers on his neck and on top of his head, he has 4 eyes (two on each side of his head) and he is wearing a uniform similar to ww1 Imperial russian with multiple medals and badges signifying his high rank and on his shoulder pads you see a coat of arms with a black dragon
>>11355958 you keep your gun pointed at the direction of Sasha and Tsubakura(idiot)
Sasha: there is no need for violence, ok?
>>11355965 Arume: Come in, in a way you are our prisioner so we shouldn't take our eyes out of you, what is your name?
Private Grasshopper
>>11355971 "Everyone calls me Grasshopper."
>Find somewhere to take a seat and get comfy Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11355971 Come on! Where's the fun in running like cowards?
>find the weapons storage in this base, and if possible the supply of alchohol. >set alight anything, or anyone, who is not what I'm looking for. Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11355971 >run for cover using the explosion as a distraction >take off shirt and be completely butt naked >be ready to shoot any hoe Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:3QRrLBFF Fri 25 Sep 2020 14:30:28 No. 11355984 Report >>11355971 "Ooh..."
(I believe you.)
>Keep aiming at them. Patrice Petry
>>11355971 >plushies "You guys are the 'Velkans' I assume. Who are these 'plushies' you spoke of?"
>"This guy is dressed pretty fancy for being a lizard warlord... I'll have to see what more I can learn" >Get a good whiff of this lizard's stench. Really take in the flavors to their full extent. Doctor Anonymous
>>11355973 Tanya: my name is Tanya
you get inside the cabin outpost but unfortunatly there are no seats left, also there are 2 other Arume inside
>>11355975 you enter the base with your flamethrower scorching anything that is in your way, you eventully find the weapons storage of the base unfortunatly you don't find any alcohol, you then set it on fire and in your rampage you kill 5 arume with your flames
>>11355980 you get into cover and take out your shirt fully revealing your entire body and making you even harder to hit, you pic up your weapon and start runnign butt naked and guns blazing, unfortunatly you don't take down a single arume
>>11355984 Sasha: then why are you still pointing that weapon?
>>11356005 Alex: your assumption is correct, well it seems you have already seen a Plushy, do you remember the mech's pilot?
you try to sniff alex to get a taste of his smell but you don't detect any kind of strong smell coming from him only a faint bird smell
Patrice Petry
>>11356035 "The pilot? I didn't get a good look at him if I'm being honest."
>"Bird smell? Could he be more bird than lizard?" >Whiff it again to make sure I'm not missmelling Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356035 >make sure for once the guns are out of the fire's path. and note of where they are to loot later. >hunt for more p-. arume to burn. and for any rooms containing valuable materials, such as electronics. or better yet the base's power supply! Private Grasshopper
>>11356035 >Just awkwardly stand around instead "Aren't you gonna tie me up or something? You Arume sure are weird."
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356035 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>running around flopping my dick as a distraction and continue blasting arumes Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:3QRrLBFF Fri 25 Sep 2020 14:51:50 No. 11356081 Report >>11356035 "Ooh!"
(Because violence may be unnecessary, but it's certainly expedient nonetheless. I am outnumbered, surrounded by strangers whose motivations and capabilities I am not privy to, in the middle of enemy territory. Said strangers are awfully keen on making me drop my weaponry, and happen to look exactly like the enemies I sought to exterminate when I first broke into this accursed place. Surely you can understand why I'm still wary.)
"OOH OOH AH! Ooga booga AH AH AH AH AH AH AH OOH OH!
>Wild chimply screeching, accompanied by hitting the floor once in a while. "OOOH OOH! AHOO AH!"
(Also, you look like a bitch)
Tsubakura
>>11355904 >>11355923 >>11355958 >>11355971 >Look at this mess defying all current science and logic, this revolutionary discovery of something that SHOULDN'T BE, but is. And look on with confused disappointment. Great. Just fantastic! Revolutionary scientific discoveries that every man, woman, and child would be just estatic about...And it's gone and pointed a gun at us. Am I still dreaming? Do i
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356063 Alex: I see, well plushies are like earth's bears but bipedal and with bigger heads (pic related but with actually realistic fur and eyes)
you smell again but this time you feel a distinct lizard like smell, making you realise he is definitly a lizard like creature but with some feathers
>>11356066 you locate a small storage area with guns you then continue your hunt for more arume burn a few but you do not find any room with electronics, generators or any valuables
>>11356071 Tanya:yes
one of the other arume brings a piece of rope and Tanya uses it to restrain you
Tanya: it only took a while to restrain you because we were not expecting prisioners so my friend here had to look for something we could use
>>11356072 you run arround flopping your 7,4 inch dick as a distraction, you then manage to kill an arume that had stopped to look at your instrument with a slightly confused expression :bag:
>>11356081 she listens to what you have to say
Sasha: I can understand your position, so what do you plan to do now?
>>11356124 Sasha: don't worry we will probably make it unscratched, I am also suprised how an animal is able to form such coherent speech
Private Grasshopper
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356128 >keep looking, burn the hallways behind me to keep track of where I've been >priority is central control, generator room, electronics rooms, and other valuables in that order Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356128 >get into some random building and kill the arume in it, then look around Tsubakura
>>11356128 Not too surprised to be honest. They're still sorta closely related to us. Along with all the "successful" attempts to raise them like us and teach them signs, and it's at least plausible.
>Turn and keep my eyes on the gun-wielding talking animal. Still would've preferred to learn this in somewhere less dangerous. At least with some access to Alcohol.
Patrice Petry
>>11356128 >pic related > "Huh. So what do you want with humans if anything?"
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:3QRrLBFF Fri 25 Sep 2020 15:14:23 No. 11356180 Report >>11356128 >>11356124 "Ah ooh"
(I'll keep my gun pointed at you two until you leave or the cat returns, whichever happens first. You could always tell me why the fuck you're here and change my opinion, though.)
"Ooh."
(And tell the human who's with you to stop muttering. He - that human IS a man, right? - is in the middle of a base full of human-looking aliens and he's still surprised by a chimp being capable of coherent thought?)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356132 you continue walking along the hallways leaving scorch marks wherever you pass, you continue along the base until you eventually find the generator room
>>11356131 Tanya: y-yes.. so... are you part of the resistence or something?
>>11356135 you walk into a random building with your dong wigling from side to side as you walk, you then see a group of 5 arume pointing their rifles at you
>>11356154 Sasha: makes some sence
>>11356180 continues pointing his gun at you bothSasha: he said that he will stop pointing his gun if we leave, what do you think?
>>11356178 sorry forgot pic
Alex: well it is simple in fact the plan is to get the support of as many resistence groups as possible to help when the moment to invade earth comes and I take earth from the control of the Arume Empire adding the planet to the Vallgarian Empire and eventually rebuild it's infrastructure and human population
>>11356180 Sasha: I mean it is quite a suprise to see a member of a pre sapient species talking
Sasha then turns to
>>11356154 and talks to him
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356195 >it's time >DESTROY THE GENERATOR, PLUNGE THIS FACILITY INTO DARKNESS! >and by darkness, I mean the lights not being powered. Tsubakura
>>11356180 >>11356195 Sounds fair. But I'd like to get access to this base's records still. Wanna know if they got me in my lab. Can you also ask Chimp-man here if he's found 'em yet?
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356195 >jump to cover like in max payne and shoot at them while jumping Patrice Petry
>>11356195 >They're teddy bears >"This guy wants to take over Earth in the stead of arooms... I have to keep an eye on him. Though it's not like I have the means to defeat him at the moment, so I should work with him for now. Besides he might not be all bad, I supoose it just depends on his future plans and if he intends to keep them..." "Alright, let's work together then. Whaddahya say?"
Private Grasshopper
>>11356195 "Nope. I don't think so, at least."
>See if I can find somewhere to get comfortable again "Got anything to drink?"
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356199 you destroy the generator causing the facility to get out of power plunging some parts of the facility in darkness, you ear some noise coming from other parts of the facility
>>11356204 Sasha: I don't understand what you mean by "they got me in my lab", care to explain?
>>11356207 you jump to cover while shooting at them, but thanks to the protection your nakedness provides you didn't get hit a single time
>>11356211 Alex: I guess we could use someone as capable as you and also you murdered one of our units so you could compensate by taking her place in the unit
Alex takes out a energy dagger and in a swift move he cuts your restrains
>>11356214 you look for a place to get comfy but there is no comfy place left in the cabin
Tanya: we only have water
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356236 >now that's a big part of of the base handled, should go look for my ally >hunt for general Butt naked, but don't burn him. in turn burn any aroom along the way. Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356236 >have an epic john wick killing montage in the dark Doctor Anonymous
>>11356242 you start looking for
>>11356207 you go along the way burning a few arume but you don't find him eventually you ear shots coming from a neighboring building
>>11356246 the room is now dark and you try to do an epic john wich killing montage but it is too dark and you fail to kill a single arume
Tsubakura
>>11356236 Easy. I'm not to sure on the how, why, or when I got captured by these Arume here. Being piss drunk at the time isn't gonna lead to easy memories. So for all I know they found me out and raided my secret base.
>Sigh, lower, and put a hand on your forehead. Pretty improbable, but I need to be sure about everything.
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356257 >follow the gunshots, set alight any aroom on the way Patrice Petry
>>11356236 "I apologize for killing your informant. Surely you understand why I thought she was the enemy. I'll make it up to you by joining the squad of your choosing just as you asked, but I'll also throw in a little extra. One hundred arume scalps. Those of the enemy of course, but that goes without saying."
Private Grasshopper
>>11356236 "Okay, I'll have some water."
>Sit in silence "Soooo . . . what now?"
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356258 Sasha: So what is the plan now?
>>11356269 you go for the area where you heard the gun shots you enter the facility and see
>>11356246 trying but failing to epically kill those arume at the end of the hallway
>>11356333 you drink some water and sit in silence on the floor until one of the arume recieves a comunication through her walky talky like device you then ear a voice on the other side shout "We need reinforcements, there are two humans rampaging through our base", the arume that are with you all pic up weapons and prepare to leave their cabin with you
>>11356274 Alex: may her soul rest in peace, I can to a certain level understand your reaction, so now you are a part of the team just one thing why do you want the scalps of a hundred dead arume?
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356358 >set the aroom on fire. let there be light! Private Grasshopper
>>11356358 "Hey, where are we going? Why are you bringing me?"
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356257 >shoot randomly in the dark hoping to hit them Tsubakura
>>11356358 Well, if he isn't going to be..."Talking" anymore, we might as well leave. Can't stay in this stand-off for too long, or else all of us are just going to be sitting ducks.
>Turn to the chimp again, looking to see if he's still got that gun trained on both of them. Patrice Petry
>>11356358 "The aroomays are THE ENEMY. And the enemy must be destroyed. Simple as."
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356370 you enter the room and blast the group of 5 arume while shouting "let there be light!"and using your flamethrower killing them all
>>11356566 Tanya: sorry but you might be related to their assault so you might became usefull, so you are coming with us
>>11356567 you start shooting randomly but then
>>11356370 apears from the entrance and blasts them with flames killing them all
>>11356574 Sasha: You are right, we are very vulnerable here
you turn to the chimp and see he is still pointing his gun at you while staring at you both
>>11356575 Alex: I like your fighting spirit, but remember we can't just mindlessly slaughter, that would make us no better than the Arume Empire and their filthy royal family
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356605 >>11356370 "Let's take a hostage, and anything useful and leave."
>see if there's anything useful in the room Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356614 agreed, I found a stash of weapons we can bring to the ship.
>explore the area to find more valuable or useful materials. Patrice Petry
>>11356605 "50 royal families? What in the high hell fuck! Well, whatever. If one a them ayylmaos aims their weapon at me, I'll blow em straight back to their homeworld free of charge. And I will get you those scalps."
>Check if my weapons are nearby or if there's an armory Private Grasshopper
>>11356605 "Hah, I thought I said I wasn't with the Resistance? Man, you space ladies really are funny."
Tsubakura
>>11356605 We don't need any reinforcements sneakin' up on us.
>Try to sidestep the gun-totting chimp to get downstairs, without causing some big incident. Doctor Anonymous
>>11356614 >nat 100 you go look for a possible hostage and loot, you end up finding some loot such as a bazooka, a few RPG rounds and few M4A4 rifles and body armor but then out of the corner of your eye you see an Arume that seems to be scared, she is siting in the floor in the corner of the room, she is of average size, white hair, grayish eyes and her size is clearly E :bag: (in a nutshell she looks like pic related)
>>11356633 you go to explore the area for valuables or usefull materials but you only find a few metal plates for vehicles
>>11356638 Alex: ok you can get the scalps as long as you do it without any of your team mates noticing, also I should have told you earlier, my last name is Roymanov I am the last member of the old ruling dynasty of the first Vallgarian Empire and the current Emperor of Vallgar
>>11356663 Tanya: sorry but we aren't going to take unecessary risks
you all walk until you arrive at a base that is emiting a lot of smoke from a few of the buildings
>>11356700 you both sidestep the chimp and continue into the stairs, you are on the highest floor of the base
Private Grasshopper
>>11356731 "Okay."
>Walk with them "It's not looking so good out there."
Tsubakura
>>11356731 >Continue on through the base, trying to find at least some kind of map of it. Or better yet, wherever they store their records. Physical or digital. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356731 >collect plates, look for more valuables while going to pick up the weapon stash Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356731 "FREEZE WOMAN."
>point my gun at her Patrice Petry
>>11356731 >ok you can get the scalps as long as you do it without any of your team mates noticing >heh "Roymanov huh? Sounds Cyrillic. By the way, do oyu have my weapons and an armory I can visit?"
Doctor Anonymous
>>11356741 You and Sasha go down the stairs into the next floor, you continue along this floor's hallway looking for a map or archive room, you eventually manage to find a small room with some archives and dossiers
>>11356742 you go looking for more valuables but you only find a few cans of soup and discarded bullet cassings
>>11356748 you point your gun at her, she is extremely fearfull and is shaking
>>11356764 >69 :bag: Alex: well follow me
you follow Alexander into a room with both guns and melee weapons, you see guns of various sizes and even swords, there are a few mechs and even vehicles similar to tanks
>>11356738 the group continues walking into the base the arume acompanying you are on high alert and looking for any signs of movement
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11356800 >take the soup, make sure it's in date. grab the gun stash from earlier and grab continue the search. Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11356800 >knock her out with the butt of the gun and take her >take the m4 too and get out of there Tsubakura
>>11356800 Alright, hoping this is in something I can read...
>Look through the dossiers and archives, trying to find mine. Patrice Petry
>>11356800 >look for a machete >if no luck, settle for a bowie knoif >check what specific kinds of guns are here too Doctor Anonymous
>>11356810 you knock her out unconsious and you pic her up to take her with you, you then pic your stuff up and prepare to leave the building and as you do you spot a few arume in the distance with a prisioner
>>11356807 you check the cans of soup and you see they are all in the date, you then grab the stuff you got previously and continue searching for more valuables, you eventally find the janitorial closet and there are some cleaning products like amonia, bleach and pure alcohol
>>11356822 you enter the room and you go through as many files as you can to discorver how you got to that cell, unfortunatly you do not find anything related to you
>>11356824 You find a machete on the wall and you take it, you then try to look for guns, you find various types such as various models of glocks, a stash of AK-47s multiple M4A4, a SCAR-20, rocket launchers and more guns alien design ranging from various sizes
Private Grasshopper
>>11356800 "So, what am I supposed to do if we start getting shot at?"
>Keep going Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357169 >try to get outta there without them noticing me Patrice Petry
>>11357169 >Take a glock and the scar-20 >Grab copious amounts of ammo for each >Back to the lizard "Alright, I'm all set. This armament suits me quite nicely I must say."
Tsubakura
>>11357169 >Store the unrelated info in my mind, maybe it can be helpful sometime in the future? Anyways, go back out. Didn't find anything. Guess we'll have to move on.
>Keep going through the base, sometimes checking through probably unoccupied rooms. Map and archives are key. Doctor Anonymous
>>11357427 Tanya: one of us will hide with you
you then notice
>>11357433 naked holding an unconsious arume on his shoulder and sneaking out of a building
>>11357433 you carefully try to sneak out of the building, you are not spotted by the arume that just came here but you notice their prisioner
>>11357427 has seen you
>>11357444 you grab all of the guns you wanted and a lot of bullets for each gun, you then approach Alex
Alex: now that you are all set, we already have a mission to acomplish
>>11357448 you and Sasha continue walking along the base looking for a map and info on what happened to you, you eventually search all rooms of the floor
Sasha: maybe we should go down to the lowest floor
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357516 "I'LL SAVE YOU BUDDY."
>shoot the arume with him lol and run Patrice Petry
>>11357516 "Lead the way and we'll get started"
>Follow his lead or where he tells me to go so I can begin BLASTING the enemy aroomies Tsubakura
>>11357516 Bright idea. You'll get a medal for such a brilliant deduction for sure~.
>Go to the lowest floor and search there. Hopefully finding what we're searching for. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11357169 >AQUIRE THE GOODS >and no haul this shit to the ship! Private Grasshopper
>>11357541 "Help."
>>11357516 >Grab an Arume for my self before running >Follow the naked guy with the woman Doctor Anonymous
>>11357541 you try to shoot Tanya but you fail the other two arume by her side scatter trying to avoid getting shot
>>11357564 Alex: Let's go, our first mission for now is to destroy arume bases, all we need now is a few preparations, I recomend you go to meet your squad
>>11357571 you both continue along the lowest floor that is where the entrance of the building is located you continue searching until you eventually find a room with a few papers and a dossier
>>11357590 you take all of the goods you found and as you exit the building you see
>>11357822 running to you while grabing an Arume
>>11357822 you grab Tanya by the hand and drag her with you the other arume aren't shooting because they do not wish to hit their comrade you then see
>>11357590 exiting the building
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357846 >get outta there and keep running until i'm safe Private Grasshopper
>>11357846 "Come on, Tanya! There's nothing like a good run to get the blood pumping!"
>Follow the naked dude >RUN LIKE HELL Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11357846 >stare at >>11357822 >raise flamethrower as I exit the burning facility hey, who are you? and why are you following the general?
>stare at the man Patrice Petry
>>11357846 "How long should I expect to ship out? Also where is this squad and who does it consist of?"
Private Grasshopper
>>11357859 "I'm just out for a morning run with my wife!"
Tsubakura
>>11357846 >Carefully read through these. Even if it isn't stuff on you, it should be useful info, right? Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11357863 I can watch you following the general. now tell me what you're doing here, or someone is getting ignited.
Doctor Anonymous
>>11357854 you run like your life depends on it, and it does, you continue runing until you are at the boat
>>11357855 You try runing like hell but Tanya is slowing you down, the other two arume start catching up to you
>>11357859 you stare at him, he eventually says
>>11357863 and continues runing
>>11357867 you search the files for usefull info, you eventually find the report that is related to your capture, aparently they were searching the country side until they found your comfy place, they got inside to investigate and found you asleep, they gave you some tranquilizer and took you as a prisioner
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357885 >but the girl on the boat and put on my spare clothes Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11357885 >chast the man, chase those aliens too. don't need to threaten before they get torched. Private Grasshopper
>>11357871 "Triple six, five, forked tongue. SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL!"
>>11357885 "We gotta run, they're trying to catch us!"
>Follow his swinging dong Doctor Anonymous
>>11357861 sorry forgot to update on you
Alex: it will not take very long to get the mission going, continue on the hallway until you get outside it is the crew near the broken mech
Alex: your squad is kind of small you only have 3 squad mates here and one is still missing
Patrice Petry
>>11357901 >One is still missing >"Yeah that's probably the one I killed" "Alright, I'll head there now"
>Find the broken mech and the three squaddies Jack von Flammenwerfer
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>>11357899 your shouting is meaningless, fucking idiot!
>continue the fuckin chase, try to reach the ship before them. Tsubakura
>>11357885 >Sigh in relief as you finish the papers, before stashing the evidence in your pockets. Great, they only got the motel room. Was going to be abandoning that soon anyways.
>Turn to Sasha once more, with a more genuine and confident smile. You got any more business here? I'd like to raid the armory or something, but y'know. Reinforcements.
Doctor Anonymous
>>11357892 you leave her on the boat and since you ruined the clothes you had with you before you try looking for clothes, you eventually find a fancy and good quality suit with a bow tie and top hat, you eventually get these clothes on you
>>11357894 you chase
>>11357899 and the two arume too, you use your flamethrower but you are too far away to kill them, you then try to make it to the ship but you are still some distance away
>>11357899 you continue runing but you eventually fall over because of a stone in your path, you fall to the ground, the two arume are now approaching rapidly
>>11357907 you leave the building and go to near where the broken mech is, you then see your three squad mates, two of them are velkans and the other is a 3 feet tall plushy with bandages on his rigth arm
>>11357922 Sasha: I don't have any bussiness here so we might as well go back to the armory on the top floor
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357959 >wait for the other guys while i sit in my epic clothes Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11357959 >get to the fucking boat and question why you didn't bring a pistol or something for those... wait a second. >pull a gun out of the guns I looted earlier and shoot the arooms over there! >then get to the ship Tsubakura
>>11357959 Alright, I'll try to be quick still.
>Get back to the Armory, and search for any arume technology to take back. Even spares could be useful. Patrice Petry
>>11357959 >"What in the high hell fuck?! Well, I guess I should get used to this" "Hello fellow squad mates, I will be joining you in your ventures hereforewardsly from now on."
>get a good look at al of them in thorough detail Private Nick Curr
>>11355714 >wake up in the resistance base Doctor Anonymous
>>11357963 you sit on the boat with your epic suit waiting for the other guys
>>11357972 you pull out your M4A4 and shoot both arume killing them, you then continue onto the boat where
>>11357963 is dressed in a fancy suit with a top hat, and you both hop onto the boat
>>11357983 you both go back to the armory on the highest floor, on your way you see the chimp sleeping, once you arrive you see that there are plenty of rifles and pistols, there are M4A4s AK-47s and 3 guns of alien design of the perfect size for you to use
>>11357989 They all greet you, as you start to get a good look at them you notice that the plushy is 3 feet tall and has a light brown color, his fur looks like genuine bear fur and his eyes look like those of a dog he is wearing a uniform similar to Alex's uniform but with no medals or badges, the two velkans are about the same size as Alex but their colors are slightly different the velkan on the right is a pale brown with brown feathers on his neck, the other velkan is grey in colour with white feathers on his neck
>>11358035 you wake on the resistence base on a small bunk bed in poor conditions, your room is also not in the best shape
Next update is the last one
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11357972 >>11358056 "what happened to that other guy at the base? Maybe we should wait for him."
>wait on the boat for the other guy Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11358056 >unload the stolen loot. the guns, the chemicals, all of it. >>11357963 so... were you aware there was someone chasing you?
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11358063 "Yes, I tried to help him, but there were too many."
Private Nick Curr
>>11358056 >walk towards patrice perry >shoot him several times with any weapon i have in hand >>11357989 “You’re gonna burn alright”
Patrice Petry
>>11358056 >"not very talkative eh" "...So uhhhhh, kill any good arumes lately?"
Private Nick Curr
>>11358083 “The Assault Rifle is the stealthiest way to take down Patrice Perry”
Patrice Petry
>>11358079 "What the?"
>Dodge his attack "Who are you?"
Private Nick Curr
>>11358100 “I’ve got nerves of steel, they’re not vulnerable to liquor”
Patrice Petry
>>11358109 "You've made you last bad pun, punk"
>Epic fight music plays >PUNCH "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH"
Tsubakura
>>11358056 >Grab the alien weapons and nod with satisfaction. Well, this isn't the worst day I've had. Far from it. Least I got these bad boys...
>Turn to Sasha while you walk out of the armory. You still gonna tag along after we go out? Already got a destination set in stone for me.
>Regardless of answer, prepare to finally leave this base, back to your lab. Jack von Flammenwerfer
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>>11358069 ...understood, I shot the two that was chasing him, we got lots of guns now too if you want to retrieve him.
Private Nick Curr
>>11358117 >reply in the most apathetic and sociopathic way possible “Sticks and Stones”
Patrice Petry
>>11358130 >Beat the attacker with my bear hands to death "AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH"
Private Nick Curr
>>11358144 >dodges >unzips the GEP gun “I’ll take the candy bar”
>blow patrice perry to a million pieces Patrice Petry
>>11358153 >Dodge >Do the same to him instead while he isnt looking Private Nick Curr
>>11358167 “How about a s-s-s-soda”
>zap him to death with a taser Patrice Petry
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>>11358173 >Flip around in the air dodging every attack like it's nothing >Roll 5 dubs in a row >Defeat the main villain (Private Nick Curr) and win the game Doctor Anonymous
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>>11358062 you continue on the boat looking epicly fancy in your suit, as
>>11358063 unloads his stuff onto the boat you both wait for
>>11357899 >>11358063 you successfully unload all of the cargo you got onto the boat, you and both wait for
>>11357899 >>11358079 you exit the base and try to track down
>>11358083 you eventually find him and try to shoot him with your assault rifle but you fail the shot *
https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU starts playing* a battle starts between the two of you but he seems to be getting the upper hand
>>11358083 the plushy starts approaching you
Theodore: my name is Theodore, and these guys here are my squad mates John and Igor, welcome to the team I guess, our squad leader has been taken by the arume so I am the leader for now, we have killed some arume in our mission but we usually avoid causing too many casualties
you then see a bullet passing very close to you but you dodge, then you see
>>11358092 was trying to shoot you *
https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU starts playing* the battle continues, your alien friends do not interfeer but you seem to be getting the upper hand
>>11358118 you pic up the alien weapons, you and Sasha exit the building
Sasha: well my team is probably looking for me so I will go to their position, you can come if you want
[End of the Thread]
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