>>1135946>grease tastes greatIt does. Except not on your hands.
>implying a proper burger doesn't cover your hands in sauces as it slops out the back.Implying I need that bullshit. I'd rather have it on bread or whatever—not on my damn hands like an caveman.
>coke tastes greatAgain, it does. But it makes you hungrier and the whole sugar + fat combo is basically THE reason for fat storage. If interested, read up on keto.
>thinking a fucking salad is goodYes, it is amazing. You're missing a huge opportunity by not eating it. Good salad BTFOs any burger combo by far. Ask Italians about the importance of a good salad and vegetables.