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Anonymous ID:Zt0csKHL Sat 26 Sep 2020 14:23:07 No.11362290 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11362324 >>11364018 >>11364837 >>11365198

>drink water
>water is good
>thank you water

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the real !/sig//vPy6 ID:AHGnlgnR Sat 26 Sep 2020 14:28:58 No.11362309 Report

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>greentext
fake and gay, it's actually blue

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Anonymous ID:XJo+AljS Sat 26 Sep 2020 14:36:49 No.11362324 Report

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>>11362290
>be me, working part time job at local chip shop (britfag)
>small town in countryside
>people come for miles for this chippie
>best one in the area
>busy Saturday night shift
>really shitty evening but need that money.png
>finish taking someone's order and look up at the door
>ohshit.gif
>literal line of autists. Tards, and downeys.
>their "carers" thought it would be a nice Saturday treat
>busiest shift of the week
>a crocodile line of 13 Tards approach the counter
>look at coworker eyebrows raised
>cont?

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Anonymous ID:XJo+AljS Sat 26 Sep 2020 14:37:40 No.11362327 Report

Quoted By: >>11362330

>>11362324
>first Downey approaches the counter
>put on my most winning customer service smile
>"good evening sir, how may I help you?"
>poshbritishvoiceoverload.mp3
>"CHIPPPO" screams tard A
>slams wallet against my till
>hundreds of pennies come spewing out
>wat
>whole shop is silent apart from the tards all lined up
>look pleadingly at their minders/carers
>"they will be paying with their pocket money!" A perky younger one pipes up
>ohgod.exe
>try to treat him like a human being
>even though he is full potato.gif
>"what size chips would you like sir? Small, medium or large?"
>boss watching me carefully
>shit you not, tard lifts his fucking shirt to reveal a huge extended stomach
>"BIG CHIPPPO FOR TÈEEEEE"
>Begins slapping stomach like a bongo
>look at his carers
>they clearly don't give a shit and shrug
>I look back at tardo no.1

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Anonymous ID:XJo+AljS Sat 26 Sep 2020 14:38:41 No.11362330 Report

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>>11362327
>say fuck it
>put him down for a large
> autists still rubbing his belly almost seductively
>"anything else?"
>he turns almost in slow motion
>opens drinks fridge we have in the shop
>throws out 4 rows
>cans all over the floor
>fucking hulk mode
>spent an hour stacking this fridge
>kid grabs one can from floor and slams it on counter
>it's a Dr pepper
>kid starts screaming "DOCTORRR"
>I put it through the till as quick as possible
>say the price to him and hope to God he just leaves
>it's something like £3.50
>STARTS THRUSTING COINS OVER THE COUNTER
>not just thrusting. Throwing.
>all copper coins
>mfw he pays in 2 and 1 pennies. Hundreds of coins. Stashed in his wallet. Bag. Hat. Jeans and I shit you not his
shoes.
>TARD carers act like this is normal.
>spend 5 mins getting him to pay the right amount

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Anonymous ID:Zt0csKHL Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:05:25 No.11362375 Report

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>bump

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Anonymous ID:kxHP7rRy Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:07:06 No.11362381 Report

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>>11362330
It sounds like it would be really fun to pretend to be retarded

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Anonymous ID:+DAyqhsT Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:16:37 No.11362399 Report

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OP
apuposter
Hanged
For being a traitor to the Frogposter traditions

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Anonymous ID:+DAyqhsT Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:19:17 No.11362406 Report

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I love greentext so much that I want to sodomize greenposters with a bottle

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Anonymous ID:XJo+AljS Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:20:57 No.11362412 Report

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>>11362381
>pretending

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Anonymous ID:+DAyqhsT Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:23:27 No.11362422 Report

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People who committed genocide where making a world a better place

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Anonymous ID:3ltW/33P Sat 26 Sep 2020 17:24:53 No.11362839 Report

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>""""""""""""meme arrows""""""""""""""""

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Anonymous ID:+7V7orrZ Sat 26 Sep 2020 22:35:36 No.11364018 Report

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>>11362290
no

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Anonymous ID:l+DnvnuS Sun 27 Sep 2020 01:32:32 No.11364837 Report

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>>11362290
>based

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Anonymous ID:MfTayOJF Sun 27 Sep 2020 03:20:15 No.11365198 Report

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>>11362290
croatia...

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Anonymous ID:fEq5ow3i Sun 27 Sep 2020 08:31:10 No.11365871 Report

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>>11362309
Looks yellow to me

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