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cleaning your house is tiresome

Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 07:28:37 No.11372283 View View Reply Original Report

cleaning your house while your leg is in deep agony for stepping on a rusty nail- and every move in the foot is painfulf; but not stepping atleast on a heel provides you with cramps in the good leg- is torturesome
the worst part is the fact we don't know how deep the nail went and the damage assesment so I now get mocking comments for using a cane to walk around the house
relax your anus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiOBZBlH Mon 28 Sep 2020 07:33:35 No.11372293 Report

Quoted By: >>11372372

>>11372283
I like these updates, keep making them until you eventually die of tetanus :) also anus is relaxed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uNOnDzQQ Mon 28 Sep 2020 07:41:06 No.11372318 Report

Quoted By: >>11372331 >>11372372

saudi arabias anus is definitely not relaxed, dont trust him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TxBhKy3 Mon 28 Sep 2020 07:46:23 No.11372331 Report

Quoted By: >>11372372

>>11372318
Stop spreading lies

american

american ID:UvgrikeR Mon 28 Sep 2020 07:52:20 No.11372343 Report

Quoted By: >>11372372

my anus is a cock guillotine

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 08:05:07 No.11372372 Report

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oh no
I'm out of weed
and the pain is getting worse... shouldn't've thrown that morphine
hindsight 20/20
owwww my foot
>>11372293
yeet
>>11372318
I never did to begin with
>>11372331
no u
>>11372343
kinky

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 09:43:04 No.11372821 Report

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I'm making more brownies
my foot is kinda plump
the blood pools in the toes when you don't move them, you're supposed to keep your foot away from the floor at time
lucky me for not knowing that, I started loosing some sensation in the toes until I accidentally I bent my sole and fell in deep pain with the woumd leaking lymph (or plasma, I dunno but I think it's lymph)
it's dry and closed up (for now, for how long I dunno...)
you know if theres one thing I don't understand is why do people feel obliged to call people in pain as fakers
I'm not dissabled, I can still clean and do stuff but at this point the most you can ask from me is what I'm willing to do out of boredroom or good will (read: boredroom)- demanding I do the house chores on the other hand is moraly deplaurable and outright disgusting
like I'm trying not to get patronised but it seems to me that surrounding people aren't exactly aware of my current predicament andvI can't be bothered to explain these dense cunts all of the intricate movements that provide my leg with immense pain andbwhich movements are tolerable right until the cramping takes place
I've beenntaking protein shakes throughout the day since I can still lift dumbells and do one legged pushups but at this point even walking the way I do provides more exercise to my legs than any of my daily 10 km runs, the muscle inflamation I've been having is on par with running for 17 kilometers when I was prepping for the slovenian campaign

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiOBZBlH Mon 28 Sep 2020 09:47:12 No.11372838 Report

Quoted By: >>11372933

>>11372821
>moraly deplaurable and outright disgusting
I agree, they don't understand your pain :)

> my daily 10 km runs
Too bad you won't have those anymore, once they cut of your leg :)

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 10:11:34 No.11372933 Report

Quoted By: >>11372964

>>11372838
>understand
they don't understand shit, they think they can boss me around without asking me if I'm fine with doing any of that
I wonder how my father would react if he learned I destroyed 16 of his grapevines (after this I have to kill 4 more as I promised)
I womder how other "family members" would react if they knew what I did behind their backs
I like to see myself as a moderatively balanced person, for all the suffering I exoerience I plot about to bring forth atleast some of thar suffering upon then
I purpousefuly tick my sister in hopes she has that one final stroke that will land her six feet under
I take all vit D caosules away from my osteoporotic mother in hopes she breaks her bone(s) already
and I'm looking into making tobacco tinctures so that the ciggies dad woukd smoke 4 boxes a day would become extra potent
it would be hillarious if all the ciggies were if different potency just to fuck with his head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiOBZBlH Mon 28 Sep 2020 10:15:44 No.11372964 Report

Quoted By: >>11373550 >>11373575

>>11372933
Thats quite some devilish plots you got :) Has your relationship with your family always been like this? My family is pretty distant, I don't fuck with them and they don't fuck with me, :) btw, Are you expecting your death in the next couple of months? because of your leg and all that.. or do you think you might collapse and they'll take you to the hospital?

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 13:18:38 No.11373550 Report

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>>11372964
ever since I can remember
as far as they are willing to admit I was the unwanted kid, so my siblings hated me as I had the orivvy of being the youngest- and thus needing extra attention to avoid the mistake of my previous iteration jumping in front of a car- whereas my parents hated me as I showed no inclination to follow their irrational and sorely lacking in logic ruleset
they ridiculed my thought patterns at every step of the way, once I realised my muscles were constantly stuff (ie unrelaxed) which only later I found out was a common side effect of autism they mocked me for having "chronic stiffness" despite the fact the condition is very real and prevents me from swimming (I can't swim no matter how hard I tried to learn so I stopped wasting good money after bad and stopped trying altogether) and every time I ride my bike on the intersections I nearly get run over every time as my musclws have a second and a half delay to my brain commands
all in all they grew envyous (and to sme extend jealous) that I had great profficiency in school and all but even at that since they refused to invest into shit I was interested in I always stayed couple steps behind from the top, and now that I failed uni they are mad at me as if it is any of their business
they expect me to pay rent but they weren't expecting that when I was going to uni- which makes no sense.... unless they were expecting me to stick around after uni which is pretty fucking dumb of them- as I would nope the fuck out my conservative shithole of a village aswell as the conservative shithole of croatia to some place more civilised (like argentina- where girls are brown and hitler's grave is two blocks from ayahuasca shaman)

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 13:32:10 No.11373575 Report

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my bad, I took 10 mg diazepam and the inhibition that would prevent me from writting anything longer than a 4 column paragraph is completely gone
see since I'm fresh out weed and the pain increases in [redacted], and since ibuprofen doesn't help with a simple hedache let alone with a "possibly infected wound that flares up in pain at every step of the way" ; I went for the next best thing and just narced out on benzos to get some nice sleep
I don't know how long I slept or even if I really slept or if I've been blacked out in memory whilst perfectly conciouss but I feel like I slept 8 hours and it felt kinda nice until I had to walk downstairs with a cane to tell mum somethibg about washing machine
I have to know at this point, I never even so much as broke a finger let alone a leg so I got no clue how people with broken legs feel when they have to walk, do they go through the same excruciating pain (possibly even worse), but they atleast have crutches unlike my short cane that forces me into a hunchback position until either or my legs starts cramping and I have to suspend my weight on my left heel (which isn't as pain free as everybody thinks)
>>11372964
I always expect death, I don't care if it's tomorrow or in a few weeks or (hopefully not) in a couple years as no matter how you look at it- with every passing day- I am litteraly a day closer to death
the fact I don't know how long I have left is a catalyst to my addiction to get as fucked up as possible (with minor moderation) just to not think of the starring abyss that keeps yelling at me to stuck a knife in my neck and end it all on the spot

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:04:30 No.11373638 Report

Quoted By: >>11373664

is aussie still here
he keeps mentioning cars but I honestly can't remember when we came up on topic of cars
is asthma brit absent due to uni
what happened to spaniard
is the gay greek okay
is elmo still fucking aloe leaves
OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO CHECK ON THE BOX

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6gs4IXqT Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:05:50 No.11373642 Report

Quoted By: >>11373736

Yes yes, we get it, "human"

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Anonymous ID:oT4HnjKT Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:10:39 No.11373664 Report

Quoted By: >>11373736

>>11373638
whom

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:30:27 No.11373736 Report

Quoted By: >>11373902

>>11373642
soon I will join you in afterlife, is mittens real in the world over yonder?
>>11373664
whats with the cars

Quoted By: >>11373770

I never asked you clean my house stop complaining. You chose to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:36:41 No.11373770 Report

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>>11373744
E ne ne entine, fuck off you watched me clean it
how can you let a cripple clean your house
that's morally deplorable
if it wasn't for me making a mess last time I would've just slept it off instead of cleaning your shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oT4HnjKT Mon 28 Sep 2020 15:15:25 No.11373902 Report

Quoted By: >>11373926

>>11373736
WHAT CARS

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 15:23:45 No.11373926 Report

Quoted By: >>11373950

>>11373902
who talked about the cars
was it the other aussie
I can't remember as I've fucked up on mind altering substances to surpress the feeling of pain
my nice jumped on my foot (or rather as she was jumping she kicked it profusely) to the point that first time in a decade I wanted to cry
I didn't
but I really wanted to
do you tjink my second stigmata is the result of pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oT4HnjKT Mon 28 Sep 2020 15:29:34 No.11373950 Report

Quoted By: >>11374298

>>11373926
perhaps you need to take it as divine punishment and begin anew, committing yourself to iesus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/W2TenDl Mon 28 Sep 2020 15:42:57 No.11374232 Report

Quoted By: >>11374298

I mentioned something about Yugos and you said it would be nice to have a pink Trabant and then I said pink is an interesting colour for a car that is almost always a depressing colour and then you said good bye because you thought I called you gay and then I said sorry because I did not mean that it is a gay colour also please get your vaccination

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Anonymous ID:fc7cBHO8 Mon 28 Sep 2020 15:51:15 No.11374298 Report

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>>11373950
nah man the stigmatas must have some divine providence
being two thirds to becomjng a full blown wizzard (the jizzard wizzard) and havinv two fifths of stigmata (the seal of jizzus), acquiessing the succulent slit that consumes the light (the white that glows under a black light) and by mastering ball lightning (¿racengan?) I'm destined to become the wizard of the east (aka wizzard of the right)
my origin is pussy and my proffesion is orgasm
my horoscope sign is related to air (which is bullshit) and air is related to swords in tarot
vagina comes from latin for a sheath (ie zhe thing you put your sword in)
it all makes sense, as a wizzard I'll slay more pussy than you could imagine
the brit has been quite quiet about my injury, it's a shame oxford man cannot corroborate my hipothesis about my upcoming divinity
>>11374232
ohhhhh, so it is two aussies after all
I said goodbye because I was going on a meet and greet in excange for some sweet weed to dull my painful feet (foot)
I would seek professional help, don't get me wrong, I'm just not impressed with anything croatian and I'm skeptical if they can even remotely be reffered to as "professional"
but while we are on topic on hand are you under the impression I'm becoming a god
the real question is will I get my hands nailed in psychotic rage by myself or will it play out on accident...
the stabbins in the hip will obv happen when my longinus tries to rob me and I pull out a knife of my own to start the duel, I just don't see how I'm getting nails in my hands is all

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