I'm looking for a roommate. He must be:
between the ages of 20-21
he must be white, blond with little body hair
he must sweep and mop my house on a regular basis
he must massage my feet daily
he must provide oral and anal sex to me (yes am bottom)
he must be into sadomasochism
he must ring the door bell 7 times whenever he wishes to enter my house
he must despise women
he must help me kill women too, whenever I feel like it

you get a free accommodation in a 3 bedroom house, with a comfy bed and recently refurbished bathroom.
If anyone is interested please let me know.