hello /Bant/ I am a frequent reader here, this is my first post. I have a bit of a problem here, and I don't know what to do.

> Sitting in my chair celebrating aboriginal day drinking Whiskey and watching the events on the local native channel on TV
>My wife is in the kitchen cleaning the dishes, she is in a real bitchy mood I think she's on the rag
> She tells me take a shower and do some work and give her some money so she can go out
> I Tell her shut her mouth make me a grilled cheese
> She does this, banging shit around and muttering under her breath
> She brings me my grilled cheese and take a bite and there's a fucking hair in it
> I say what the fuck is this you stupid cunt and she comes over to look
> And I fucking smashed her on the side of the head with the bottle of jack danials
> the rest of the Whiskey spilled all over the place

So she's been lying there unconscious for a while now, she isn't bleeding and she's still breathing and I don't know what to do.
I thought if a called an ambulance they would show up and look around and things don't really look so good you know.
I can't take her to the hospital myself my truck is broken. I thought I could call my brother ernie but he would probably kick my ass.