It is the 41st millenium, nah just kiding the year was 2049 when some alien anime girls invaded earth, they just happened to all look like human females but better in every regard. They abducted or killed most of the world's population. Then, after a year had passed, the only thing that stood in their way of assuming complete control over the planet was the Resistance. The Resistance is a network of small, militaristic groups, created by the surviving Humans, that were spread out across the globe. Although it is not known to most of humanity the Arume Empire is now the dominant power in the known galaxy (roughly half of the Orion Arm of the milky way) but that dominance is currently being challenged by the second rise of the Valgarian Empire and the rebelious remnants of long conquered star nations. Even though most of humanity has no idea of the current state of the galaxy the Arume Empire is well aware of the threat that a new Vallgarian Empire represents and have been reinforcing their position on the home world of humanity due to it’s strategical importance and now with the struggle between the two powers for possesion of the planet the resistence will play a vital role in the future of the conflict, and remember
THAT IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE NEAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY CRINGE
Last thread:
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/11355714/ Rolling is done on the discord to ensure true RNG. If you don’t want to join, then GM can roll for you.
Rolling 01-49 is usually a failure and 50-98 is usually a success, with dubs being a critical success.
Doctor Anonymous
End of third thread
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
you continue on the boat looking epicly fancy in your suit, as Jack von Flammenwerfer unloads his stuff onto the boat you both wait for Private Grasshopper
Jack von Flammenwerfer
you successfully unload all of the cargo you got onto the boat, you and both wait for Private Grasshopper
Private Nick Curr
you exit the base and try to track down Patrice Petry you eventually find him and try to shoot him with your assault rifle but you fail the shot *
https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU starts playing* a battle starts between the two of you but he seems to be getting the upper hand
Patrice Petry
the plushy starts approaching you
Theodore: my name is Theodore, and these guys here are my squad mates John and Igor, welcome to the team I guess, our squad leader has been taken by the arume so I am the leader for now, we have killed some arume in our mission but we usually avoid causing too many casualties
you then see a bullet passing very close to you but you dodge, then you see Private Nick Curr was trying to shoot you *
https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU starts playing* the battle continues, your alien friends do not interfeer but you seem to be getting the upper hand
(1/2)
Doctor Anonymous
Tsubakura you pic up the alien weapons, you and Sasha exit the building Sasha: well my team is probably looking for me so I will go to their position, you can come if you want Private Grasshopper you continue runing but you eventually fall over because of a stone in your path, you fall to the ground, the two arume are now approaching rapidly John Pizza you get your coocking stuff and start looking for a gas station you walk for a while until you find a wounded arume walking in the road canadian you successfully manage to neutralize her and hide her body, but then you are spotted by an arume passing by Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme Sasha: I mean it is quite a suprise to see a member of a pre sapient species talking Sasha then turns to Tsubakura and talks to him Eventually they both leave the hallway and go down the stairs Tortuga (cat) Sasha: hey there is no need to fight, in the end we are on the same side you look at the chimp Sasha: I mean it is quite a suprise to see a member of a pre sapient species talking Sasha then turns to Tsubakura and talks to him Eventually they both leave the hallway and go down the stairs (2/2)
Captain "Butt Naked"
Tsubakura
>>11408028 ...Eh, I guess I can take some time to meet up with your friends.
>You follow her for now, since this could prove useful. Plus, it's an excuse to put off work! Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408026 >resume existing and wait Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 19:16:52 No. 11408059 Report >>11408028 "Ooh ooh OOH OOH!
(What the fuck were they on about...? No matter. The plan must continue as it once did. Cat, have you spotted any explosives yet?)
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408028 "Mrow yeow owr mow"
(This could certainly be used to our advantage, we just have to find where those explosives are quickly)
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408059 "Neow"
(No, I haven't.)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11408032 you continue waiting on top of the boat looking epically fancy with your top hat and everything, then the wind starts to get stronger but it hits you just in the right way to make your short hair flow, you continue observing private grasshopper but it seems he has tripped and there are two arume following him
>>11408037 you continue following her as you walk out of the base there are no enemies nearby and you both continue into an open field she then turns to you
Sasha: Well looks like it will be a long jouney are you ready?
>>11408048 you sit waiting for private grasshopper, you can't see it clearly but the private seems to have tripped or something, there are two figures following him
>>11408059 >>11408060 you both talk for a while, you haven't found explosives in this base yet but it is possible there are some hidden in some corner or small storage room
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408066 >>11408032 Captain, your friend appears to be fucked.
>go get myself a new cup of tea, this one is cold now. Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408066 >>11408071 "Maybe we should go back and help him..."
>begin heading back to land to shoot the arume chasing him Jack von Flammenwerfer
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>>11408077 You can try that, I'm going to have some more tea and sort the loot into proper locations.
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 19:25:31 No. 11408082 Report >>11408066 >>11408061 "Ahoo ooh ooh ooh oohAA OOH OOH AHAH AH! AH! AH! OOOOO!"
(Let's get going, then)
>Begin moving in the opposite direction from the pair of Arume(?) we encountered. >It is time to source ourselves some bombs Tsubakura
>>11408066 >Nonchalantly nod back at her As long as it isn't too long. Don't need to keep myself all worked up.
>Sigh in preparation for it to be exactly that. Shit never goes well for you after all. Tortuga (cat)
>>11408066 >>11408082 "Meow... *ponderous cat noises*, mow rowr"
(Since they're explosives, they must be kept in the most secure place here... we've got to go deeper, there might be a basement.)
>Explore deeper into the base Doctor Anonymous
>>11408071 as you finish talking to
>>11408077 you go inside the boat to it's make shift kitcken and you make some glorious and perfectly balanced yorkshire tea at just the right temperature
>>11408077 after talking to
>>11408071 you head back to land and take out your weapon, you then try to shoot the two arume in pursuit of private grasshopper but unfortunatly you fail your shots and they continue after him, he appears to be still on the ground
>>11408082 you then go in search of explosives to destroy this base but unfortunatly you only find a few gallons of gasoline and a bucket of paint
>>11408087 you nod
Sasha: It's not that long actually but it will take a while let's go then
you sigh as you both continue walking in an open grassland where you can see a forest in the distance
>>11408096 you go down the stairs looking for the basement, you continue for a while but the stairs just end in floor where there is the entrance, you then notice out of the corner of your eye what appears to be a heavy metalic trap door on the floor in a corner of this floor
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408123 >once my tea is made, go out to check on the general and if required, burn some aroom Tsubakura
>>11408123 ...Fine. I'll keep you to your word.
>Just keep on walking, you don't need to put more energy into talking. Or looking at your surroundings. Keep up the pace, and hope this doesn't count as exercise. Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408123 >shoot at the arume again Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 19:48:27 No. 11408430 Report >>11408123 >Head downstairs, carrying a single gallon of gasoline with me. >Not quite what we're looking for, but in a pinch it'll do Tortuga (cat)
>>11408123 >>11408430 >Call for Nebuchimpnezzar "Meow rowr ow mew?"
(Do you think you can get this door open?)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11408421 after your tea is made you go out of the make shift kitchen and once outside you see
>>11408425 shooting at the aroom like a mad man
>>11408425 you begin shooting wildly like a mad man, you eventually manage to land a hit and one of the arume falls to the ground and you hear her scream
>>11408424 you both keep on walking through the grass land which appears to spread for a few miles you are now closer to the area that seems like a forest you are still a mile away from it but it seems you are both heading there
>>11408430 you pic up the gallon of gasoline and you head down stairs where
>>11408437 went you then hear him calling for you, you eventually arrive there and see
>>11408437 and a heavy steel trap door on the ground near him
>>11408437 you call for
>>11408437 , you then ear the sound of someone coming down the stairs, he then comes out walking with a gallon of gasoline on hand
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408607 >charge the other aroom and give them a taste of FLAMETHROWER Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 20:00:48 No. 11408613 Report >>11408437 >>11408607 "Ooh ooh."
(I should be able to. Give me a second.)
>Put down the gallon of fuel and get ready to lift the steel hatch with pure monky strength Tsubakura
>>11408607 >Keep on walking along. You hope the miles-long trip will be worth it. Tortuga (cat)
>>11408607 >stand back from him, as to not get smacked by the hatch Doctor Anonymous
>>11408608 you jump out of the boat into land and then you charge in with your flamethrower in hand and as you approach the arume that was almost getting to private grasshopper you shove her head into the nozzle and set her a blaze, she screams like banshee until she is no more than a pile of coal and chared remains, there is still one arume a few meters away bleeding on the ground and screaming, she was shot by the general but she is still relatively ok, the bullet hit her on the shoulder
>>11408613 you try lifting the trap door but it seems to be stuck or something, you still haven't used your full chimp strength so you still have a chance to open it
>>11408616 you continue your path walking along with Sasha by your side, the land starts to change as you see more and more bushes and small trees as you approach the forest, the tree line is now 2 meters away, Sasha goes ahead and enters into the forest first
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408607 >shoot the other one Doctor Anonymous
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>>11408628 you watch as
>>11408613 tries to lift the trap door but he so far hasn't managed to do it
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408629 >point the flamethrower at the other aroom and LIGHTLY torch her. Then get grasshopper up Tortuga (cat)
>>11408629 >Look closer at the door, see if there's a lock I can get open Tsubakura
>>11408629 >Take the opportunity to sit back down and relax. The grass may or may not be even worse than that prison bed, but you'll take any chance to just loaf around now. Shit's been too much work for your liking lately anyways. Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 20:20:01 No. 11408665 Report >>11408629 >Channel all of my CONGOLESE CHIMPLY POWER Doctor Anonymous
>>11408630 your friend has taken down the other arume with his flamethrower but the one you shot is still laying on the ground screaming out of pain you take a shot but you hit her on the leg you then watch as
>>11408636 let's her a blaze with his flamethrower as she begins to scream like a banshee
>>11408636 you point your flamethrower at the other arume, but before you can even let her a blaze the general manages to hit her in the leg, you then do let her on fire with your flamethrower she begins to scream but since you didn't let out it's full flame like last time she still lives for a while screaming like the last one she eventually dies a slow, agonising and extremely painfull death
>>11408644 you look closely at the door but it seems there is no lock and this is a simple metal trap door
>>11408646 you sit down on the grass to relax a bit and as you lay you feel your head landing on a hard object that definately is no rock
>>11408665 you channel all of your CONGOLESE CHIMPLY POWER but it is not enough to fully open the trap door, you manage to open it a few centimeters but you still need to open it completely
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408680 "Mewow"
(Come on, you can get it)
>Give him encouragement Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408680 >carry private grasshopper onto the boat, and set sail Tsubakura
>>11408680 ..,Alright, what's interfering with my 'laxing?
>Lazily turn your head to look at the object, figuring out what dares interrupt your ever-important not doing anything. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408680 >get back on the boat and prepare to set sail with our kidn... rescued passenger. >also drink some tea Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 20:38:38 No. 11408730 Report >>11408680 >Put one of my feet in the gap to make sure it doesn't close back up >Then with a bellow of unfathomable animalistic rage against industrial "civilisation", anime bitches and aliens, PULL Doctor Anonymous
>>11408695 you run to where private grasshopper is laying and you pic him up he is heavy but you slowly bring him to the boat unfortunatly he soiled your fancy dress with dirt
>>11408699 Sasha lays down on the grass too by your side, you then arround to see what ruined your moment and you see a half filled bottle of vodka
>>11408707 you go back to the boat, you see
>>11408695 leave private grasshopper inside of the cabinet and you prepare the engine to set sail, eventually after the engine kicking in and every one being ready the boat starts moving along the shore, now yours to comand you set sail looking for new adventures
>>11408694 >>11408730 the Cat gives some encouragement and the chimp finally fully opens the trap door revealing a secret basement
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408734 >that's okay, i'll discard of the dress shirt soon enough >>11408707 "I say we should set up base somewhere, before going on anymore expeditions."
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408734 >Head down, looking out with my cat eyes for anything that could jump out at us Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408734 >>11408743 Sounds like a good idea, we'll need somewhere to store our loot
Tsubakura
>>11408734 Well well...Lucky me.
>Fucking grab that bottle of sweet sweet booze. It's not your usual fair, it'll certainly work for now. Immediately sit up to take a good sip of it...Only to find another interruption lying right next to you. Great. Oh...You're back already?
>Look her right in the eyes, going back to your usual stoic self. Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408734 >head off in search of somewhere to make a base Doctor Anonymous
>>11408744 you look down at the basement but there is no living thing down there but you manage to see stacks of boxes full of TNT and C4
>>11408760 you take a good sip of your vodka fortunatly it was at ambient temperature since it has hidden from the sun, it felt really good, Sasha is now sitting at your side and you you go back to your stoic self
Sasha: I mean I just went a bit further into the forest then returned, so can I have a bit of that?
>>11408765 >>11408753 The general discards his dirty dress shirt and you both continue navigating along the lake, the Arume that katt brought with him called Sophia emerges from the make shift kitchen with a mug coffee on her hand
Sophia: So we are back to navigating
she takes a sip
Sophia: I heard you guys talking about getting a base I know a place that could be really usefull
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408789 >point my gun at this hoe "I don't trust you woman. Tell me, why is an Arume helping us?"
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408789 "Meow, rowr ow meow mew?"
(Jackpot, how much of this can you carry at once?)
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:03:21 No. 11408801 Report >Roll to join
Tsubakura
>>11408789 Ah...
>Let man's true best friend fill your body, helping to surpress any stress and lingering madness from all the shit that's happening today. You REALLY needed that. So it was a...You know what I mean. But I guess you can, you're the one that led me to it after all. Seems fair.
>Hand over the vodka to Sasha, partially for all she's done for you so far. Accidentally let a look of relief and gratitude slip past your reserved guard as the booze kicks in. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408789 >>11408791 The parrot said to keep it, plus it'd be killed for desertion if it returned to its place I think.
>think a bit more Once we have a based planned out, I still think I have some science gear at my place to bring over.
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:08:34 No. 11408817 Report >>11408734 >Go down into the basement and pick up a crate before climbing back out Doctor Anonymous
>>11408791 you point your gun at and you see a look of fear in her face
Sophia: It's quite simple actually, I defected so I am considered a traitor by them and if they catch me I will be executed, so I guess we are on the same boat figuratively and literaly
Sophia: by the way who is the other Arume you brought?
>>11408801 honestly I have no idea if you had already played here or not so I will give you a fresh start
you wake up on your bedroom due to the noise of the people outside moving about their daily lives
>>11408817 >>11408798 the chimp goes down and pics up a crate but as he is almost on the floor above one of his hands slips and he takes a small fall on the stairs but unfortunatly he launchs the box with TNT into the air causing one of the bars to land in the other side of the room and exploding eventually destroying a wall on the opposite end and causing a crate to fall on top of the cat while he was speaking
>>11408808 you talk to the general as he points his gun at the arume
>>11408806 she pics up the bottle an she drinks a sip of it
Sasha: this has an interesting taste
you begin to feel the alcohol kicking in
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408848 "I don't know, but she looked important. So I brought her for questioning."
>begin on a journey to find a base "But I still don't trust you. Try anything and you're dead."
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408848 >Question what kind of fucking horseshit this is while dragging myself out from under the crates "Mow, mew rowr ow"
(We better get a move on, quick, there's no way the aliens didn't hear that)
Tsubakura
>>11408848 That's booze for you...It's an acquired taste, but make yah feel gooood~.
>Slip up for just a moment with a trill, since the booze is only just starting to kick in. You don't really worry, the rest will kick in soon enough. Then you'll be back to usual. Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:23:22 No. 11408869 Report >>11408848 Wake up, put on my sick sweater and use my hands to make my hair look normal
Go outside afterwards
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408848 Hey, arume trailer girl, want a cup of tea?
>jot down notes on notable locations while we search for a base. Doctor Anonymous
>>11408873 >>11408854 the boat continues sailing on the lake, Jack offers tea to Sophia and then he writes down some notes
Sophia:thank you for the drink
Sophia: I see, well the place I was mentioning is an abandoned secret military facility built by humans before the invasion, it was built underground and the entrance is at the base of a nearby montain
>>11408865 you manage to drag yourself from under the crates and you begin the question your life decisions
>>11408866 Sasha: I am starting to feel the alcohol kicking in, do you want to rest for more time or do you want to continue the trip?
she gives you back the bottle of vodka
>>11408869 you put on your clothes and try to look as normal as possible, you then go outside and you find yourself in the small village that you live in that has excaped from the destruction of the alien invasion, there are a few people on the street
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408898 "Give me the directions."
>follow her directions to the base Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:37:38 No. 11408913 Report >>11408865 >>11408848 >Grab as many sticks of dynamite as I can carry, along with the cat, and promptly start running. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408898 Interesting, so this base should be large enough to work as a hideout?
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:40:39 No. 11408929 Report >>11408898 walk into the forest
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408898 "Meow meow rowr mow"
(We're definitely going to need to fight more, let's get these explosives out and set them up so they'll bring this whole building down)
>Get ready to spring on and tear the throat out of the first Arume we see Doctor Anonymous
>>11408909 >>11408915 Sophia: Don't worry it is large enough, i believe it was used for some kind of scientific experiments
Sophia: oh well, there is only one problem, what I am telling you is stuff that was told to me the thing is I never went there so I do not know the exact way to the base, I only know it vaguely from what people told me, i know it's at the base of the montain nearrest to the forest on it's southern part and that it is about two miles from the shore
the boat begins to approach the shore and you see two montains, this place is not very far from where you guys found each other
>>11408952 an arume soldier enter the building and is suprised to see two animals doing some explosives shenanigans, you jump at her throat killing her
>>11408913 you pic up the cat that has just released himself from the crate that was on top of him and you take him along with a small crate with a dozen sticks of dinamite
>>11408929 there is a forested area not too far from the village you pass through a mile of farmland and areas with sheep and cows grazing on the grass until you finally enter the forest where you see a small scouter near a tree
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11408971 >go check the mountain which she said "you better not be lying"
Tsubakura
>>11408898 I perfer just loafing around for a while. Haven't gotten to do that, even back in jail. No thanks to you.
>Finish off that booze and lay back down. canadian
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>>11408971 walk past the scouter
roll to be ignored
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11408971 >ready the flamethrower and approach where the base is supposed to be. I do wonder what's there...
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 21:59:08 No. 11409000 Report >>11408971 attempt to simply walk past the scout
roll to be completely ignored
Tortuga (cat)
>>11408971 >Hop back on my chimp friend and urge him to keep going "Meow, meow"
(Let's get out of here, I say we go out from the ceiling)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11408992 she looks at you hit a curious expression
Sasha: So you like loafing around, well maybe some rest will be good in the end
Sasha: So are you single?
>>11408997 >>11408988 you both get out of the boat Sophia follows you
Sophia: well I believe the montain in question is the montain on the right
you three continue walking until you find a small dirt road
>>11409000 sorry I meant a scooter my mistake
you walk past the scooter into the forest until a wolf jumps out of a bush he is stading in front of you about to attack
>>11409024 you hop on your chimp friend and tell him to keep going
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:13:26 No. 11409039 Report >>11409028 attempt to get behind the wolf and then suplex it and break it's neck
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409028 >follow the road to the mountain Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409028 >be prepared for anything to strike, and search for either some kind of entrance or some kind of enemy. Tsubakura
>>11409028 Of course~. Hard work's for the idiots, anyone with a brain prefers just chillin' out. Beats working your but off.
>Just stare into the sky and lay there for a few moments, letting that last weird question go unanswered until you remember it's supposed to be important. ...Oh, uh yeah? Why're you askin'?
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:20:19 No. 11409062 Report >>11409024 >>11408971 "Ooh, ooh!"
(That sounds like the correct course of action. Let's seek out the place we came in through)
>Begin backtracking to the area we first broke into the base from Tortuga (cat)
>>11409028 >Look and listen out for Arume, alert my chimp friend if I hear any coming Doctor Anonymous
>>11409039 you get behind the wolf, you try to break his neck but you fail fortunatly for you he did not bite you but he is trying to get out of your grasp
>>11409043 >>11409042 you continue along the road until you find an area where the road separates into two ways, one goes south the other north
Sophia: guess we need to choose one
>>11409049 Sasha: oh just curiosity...
you look to Sasha as she Blushes and then you look into the sky and lay there for a few moments, you then see a bird of prey flying above, followed by some kind of bus size airship
>>11409062 you both backtrack to the are where you entered, you could still leave through there if you had anything to climb on top of
>>11409076 fortunatly the coast is clear and there is no arume in the building
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409084 We can split up and cover both tracks that way, then if one of us finds the base we sinalienable of the other.
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković
Milo Swagonoviligorodankoswanković ID:06lLv5bh Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:28:28 No. 11409095 Report >>11409084 attempt to befriend him
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409084 >>11409094 "Agreed."
>Split up and take one of the roads Jack von Flammenwerfer
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>>11409107 >split to take the other road Tsubakura
>>11409084 ...Alright.
>You weren't born yesterday. Clearly she's already into you or something weird. Greeaat. Best just to let it slide for now, and just relax for as long as you can. At least you're somewhat happy now...But then another topic comes up, right in the sky. And something to point right at. What's the purpose of those airships, anyways? I mean militarily. Are they domination platforms shielded and/or armored against fighters? Fancy troop transports? Some alien military doctrine I don't get yet?
>Though that attraction might be helpful, seeing as you can get some answers to questions you've been wondering for a time. Hopefully she knows, or is willing to spill the beans. Tortuga (cat)
>>11409084 >Look up and around, see if there's anything I could move or knock down to let him climb up Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:42:50 No. 11409156 Report >>11409084 >>11409131 "Ooh."
(I'll throw you up first and then climb up through one of those armour stands I stole from earlier. Stick close and warn me if there's anyone up there)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11409095 the wolf is still strugling to get out but he has lost some of his strenght and is begining to get tired
>>11409094 >>11409107 you both decide to split up,
>>11409107 will go on the path on the left along with Sophia and
>>11409094 will follow the path on the right alone
>>11409126 Sasha gets down
Sasha: it is probably transporting reinforcements to check the base we left and fight those who killed most of the occupants, those animals must have caused quite the chaos
Sasha: don't move, if they detect us we are screwed
>>11409131 >>11409156 the chimp throws the cat up and he safely lands outside, then the chimp successfully manages to use some armor stands to help him jump and he manages to jump from the top of the armor stands into the entrance where you both entered the base, but then the cat sees a bus sized airship flying in the direction of the base
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409170 >be ready to shoot this hoe if she tries anything >follow the path Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409170 >follow the path with flamethrower at the ready and questioning why I never packed a gas mask, adding a gas mask to this setup would give huge intimidation bonuses >also keep a look out for any entrances or enemies Tortuga (cat)
>>11409170 "Meow, mrowr"
(That isn't good)
>Get off the roof before any of the airship crew notices us, and look for good places to set up explosives. Tsubakura
>>11409170 >Sigh and remain in place. Well, it's at least an excuse to keep loafing about. I don't need the obvious shouted at me, genius. But thanks for the warning I guess.
Doctor Anonymous
>>11409172 you continue following the path with Sophia by your side, you eventually look to the lake that is on your left and you see not that far from the coast the exact spot where you waked up, you continue on the path for some more time until you see a village in the distance (aka you choose the wrong path)
>>11409181 you continue on your path on your right you see the forest Sophia talked about, you then continue for some time, until you arrive at an area where the montain seems to have been dug through, you then see the entrance of the base Sophia mentioned it is much larger than you imagined the entrance is at least 10 meters high and 15 meters wide
>>11409192 you both stop in place like statues
the ship continues on it's way
Sasha: I think we are no longer at danger, so do you want to keep loafing about or do you want to continue moving?
>>11409184 you get off the roof and you look for good place to set up explosives but unfortunately there is none that would be good for it, the airship is a kilometer away and it seems to be heading into your exact location
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409237 >attempt to signal to the general that I found the base! Then prepare to explore it. Tsubakura
>>11409237 ...A few more minutes, please.
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409237 >see whats going on at the village Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 23:11:12 No. 11409245 Report >>11409170 >Drop from the ceiling and find a place to hide at Private Grasshopper
>>11408028 >Keep running and stop falling over as I do >Keep bringing the Arume too Tortuga (cat)
>>11409237 >Hide with the chimp Doctor Anonymous
>>11409241 you try to look for a way to signal the general but unfortunatly you both walked a few kilometers and you are on the other side of the montain relative to him
>>11409242 Sasha: Sure i guess loafing about for a few more minutes will not hurt
she lays down on the grass by your side
>>11409243 you enter the village along with Sophia, there are a few people walking arround going about their daily lives until they notice you, everyone on the street is staring at you both, an elderly man takes out his AK-47 like pic related
Old man Ross: who are you strangers?
>>11409245 you drop from the ceiling into an open window in a lower floor, where you hide inside
>>11409257 you wake up inside a fishing boat of considerable size with two arume by your side drinking tea and talking
Tanya: Oh you're finnaly awake
Echidna: Hello my name is Echidna
Echidna sips some Tea
>>11409259 you jump down with the chimp into an open window in a lower floor after you land you look and see the ship is much closer and the ship begins firing upon the building
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409304 "Captain Butt Naked."
>take out gun "Who are you old man?"
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409304 >take a deep breath Fuck it.
>charge into the base and hunt for loot. Noise is not a concern. Private Grasshopper
>>11409304 >Sit up "What the fuck is going on? Did we get away from the others?"
Tsubakura
>>11409304 ...Thanks.
>After a few more minutes of peaceful relaxing, get back up. Alright, let's get going. Sooner this is over with, the better.
Tortuga (cat)
>>11409304 "MmmmEOW"
(We'd better get out of here, whatever the hell is happening it's better the aliens inside die than us)
>Hop out the window, dart a safe distance away from the building to not get shot Doctor Anonymous
>>11409315 he continues pointing his gun
Old man Ross: I am called Old Ross in these parts, I am the mayor of this village, who are you and why did you bring an arume?
>>11409318 you charge into the base, you enter into the main hallway, you notice this main hallway branches into other hallways on both sides you follow one of these until you eventually arrive at the sleeping quarters of the base, there is nothing of much valueve here just the stuff your typical soldier room has
>>11409322 you sit up
Tanya: Well while i was hidding they killed my two companions and took you unconsious after you tripped on a rock and hit your head
Tanya: once they took you and they where preparing the boat to sail away I carefully walked to the boat and once it set sail I grabbed onto a piece of rope that was connected to the boat and fell the the water I was dragged along for a few minutes until they stopped and once they left the boat and where away for some time I entered and found you two
>>11409336 After a few more minutes of peaceful relaxing, you both get back up and enter the forested area you continue for a while until you both find yourselfs face to face with a pack of 5 wolfs
>>11409342 you jump out but you do not land gracefully as a cat should and instead you land incorrectly hurting yourself, the arume ship continues shooting at the building
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Sun 04 Oct 2020 23:51:24 No. 11409389 Report >>11409304 "Ooh ah OOOOOOOOH!"
(FUCK)
>Begin violently running away >Are the aliens in this ship willing to kill their own just to take down one monkey and one cat? >Madness >Insanity >Lunacy >This is what happens when you don't eat bananas Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409381 >note down which hallway this was, go back and search another one. Making a map as I go Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409381 "Uhhhhhhhh because..."
>NIGGARUNDAYO back to scienceman Private Grasshopper
>>11409381 "Ah, yeah?"
>Get a cup of tea "Why exactly did you follow me, though?"
>Start enjoying some tea Tsubakura
>>11409381 >Turn to sasha, still in a lazy mood ...Great, you going to talk to them or scare them off? Too busy conserving no energy to think of somethin' right now.
Tortuga (cat)
>>11409381 >>11409389 >Get on the chimp "Meow rowr owr"
(We should get back into the forest, if they're after us then we can lose them in there)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11409390 you note that you entered the first enterance on the right on the main hallway, you then exit that part of the base and enter into the next minor hallway on the right of the main one, you enter a huge room filled with archives and documents
>>11409395 you get the niggarundayo out of there as the old man runs after you trying to shoot you, unfortunately for him you run too fast for him to keep pace Sophia is running after you, she also does not get shot
>>11409413 you taken a cup of tea, and Echidna serves you some tea
Tanya:w-well... I though you might get in some real trouble so I came with you to check if you would be ok
she starts to blush
>>11409419 Sasha: I can't fight them all alone
one of the wolfs tries to jump at you but Sasha slits his throat faster than he could react
there are still 4 wolfs left
>>11409389 >>11409426 you both begin runnign away from the building to out of the base, the ship is following you shooting wildly but fortunatly it misses all of the shots
Tsubakura
>>11409434 Fine, you've made your point.
>Get out my gun and just start firing at the wolfs. Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409434 >immediately go through the documents, what important shit did they do here Private Grasshopper
>>11409434 "Ah, yeah?"
>Siiiiiiiiiip "Well, I'm good thanks. What should we do now?"
>Turn to the tea lady "How much tea do we have?"
Captain "Butt Naked"
>>11409434 >keep outrunning this old man and follow the other road Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Mon 05 Oct 2020 00:11:53 No. 11409458 Report >>11409426 >>11409434 >Continue dashing into the forest. >This mission wasn't a waste - We didn't kill them all, but we stole guns, armour and a whole lot of TNT >And got them to rip apart one of their own buildings Tortuga (cat)
>>11409434 >>11409458 "Mew mow mew"
(They must be really desperate, shooting their own building to get us)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11409441 you take your gun out and start firing but you fail all of your shots, another wolf jumps at you but Sasha pushes you away and blocks the bite using her rifle
>>11409443 you go through the archives, most of the archives are related to boring buraucracy but you manage to find a document about genetic research on lab 2 of the facility
>>11409445 you SIIIIIIIIIP the perfectely balanced yorshire tea, and then you turn to Echidna
Echidna: well there are still two small boxes of yorkshire tea bags
>>11409450 you continue running, Sophia is now ahead of you since you have slowed down but the old man is still in pursuit runing at speeds no man of his age should be able
>>11409458 >>11409474 you both successfully evaded the shots and now you are under the protection provided by the forest, the air ship continues patrolling arround like a vulture
Private Grasshopper
>>11409484 "Ah, yeah?"
>Siiiiiiiiiiip "Guess we'll just wait here and have some tea then. Unless you guys have any better ideas?"
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:qr6e35GU Mon 05 Oct 2020 00:22:58 No. 11409495 Report >>11409474 >>11409484 "Ooha"
(They're afraid, that much I am certain of. Afraid, potassium-deprived and incompetent. They won't last over a year on Earth, will they?)
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11409484 ...genetics? Sounds important.
>bind anything related to the genetics research and continue exploration. Look for that there lab Tsubakura
>>11409484 ...Told you so.
>Get back up, and try to get serious about fighting again. You don't want something like that repeating. Tortuga (cat)
>>11409484 >>11409495 "New"
(I wouldn't bet against it)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11409491 Echidna: well we could try to do one of two things, either stay here or try to follow them
Tanya: Well i don't know where they went but I have heard that there is an abandoned old secret human base nearby so I assume they might be looking for it
>>11409496 you try to find more documents about the genetic research you don't find many details but you manage to find files about modification of viruses and animals, you try to locate lab 2 but you arrive first at lab 1, it is a large room with plenty of research equipment and a large room sized steel vault with a code panel, there are many warnings to not open the vault one which says (class euclid artifact)
>>11409495 >>11409684 you both are now safe on the forest but you start earing heavy foot steps that seem like those of a large animal and they are approaching in your direction
>>11409651 you try again to shoot the wolfs you manage to hit the wolf attacking Sasha and he drops to the ground she then finishes him with an head shot
3 wolfs remaining, the fight is still on
[End of Thread]
https://youtu.be/34mFY5Y94Zw GG and thank you all for playing
Jack von Flammenwerfer
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>>11409715 >think Hmm, curious of them to contest a flaw of curiosity
>try to find more information on the matter >if there is none, OPEN IT UP!