was night walking at 3 am and i see a black tweaker on the side of the road yelling at passing cars
I purposely walk by him closer than I have to in hopes of some free evening entertainment. As i go by he says
>Ya got any cigarettes?
>nah
>What in the fuk is you doin out this late at night without any damn cigarettes?
I ignore him and keep walking a bit
>Hey, you best turn your ass round right now and gimme some cigarettes
>why?
>Or else im gonna blow you damn head off
He pulls something out from his waist. It was 3am and dark so I assumed it was a real gun. I had a bowie knife on me at the time for reasons so I was planning on just stabbing him when i got close. I walk towards him and he puts the hand that had the gun in it behind his back and starts talking
>Whats yo name son?
I literally say john fucking doe
>john doe huh...
he pauses for a bit before reminding me exactly why i love homeless people so much
>You from the future right?
I nearly fuckin burst out laughing right then and there but remembered he had a gun
>Yeah I suppose I am from the future
>Man.. Lemme gibs you a hug man
We hug for a good 5 seconds and when he retracts his arms I see it wasn't a real gun, just some metal scraps he must've picked up from the side of the road or something. I'm now glad I don't have to stab him anymore, I would've been sad if i did cause this guy's funny as shit.
I hang around with him near the road for a bit and watch him try to break into a couple of cars that stopped at a red light. Turns out he wants a ride so I tell him about the bus stop literally 50 feet away from us and offer him bus money. He says nah and we go our separate ways.
Things like this are why I'm glad the rest of the states dump all their homeless people in hawaii. As long as you got shoes on at the beach to avoid needles its literally just free entertainment with no consequences.