No one:
Not a living soul:
Not even God up in heaven:
Not even all the angels and archangels across all the celestial spheres in the vast expanse of the divine kingdom:
Tsundere spain: NOT SUMDEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big chungus: Oof, big yikes
Racist incels on 4chan: niggers
Wholesome chads from 4channel: wait that's illegal
Zizek: we shee here shniff the dialectic between the Real and reality, it remindsh me of a very good Bulgarian joke...
Rick: I turned myself into a bounded body of totally unstratified potentialities Morty! I'M-BODY-WITHOUT-ORGANS-RIIIIICK!
Master Chief: he turned himself into Deleuzian schizophrenic babble. Funniest thing I've ever seen
