Well....it happened /bant/. After being unfulfilled by Peggy Hill and dealing with my narrow urethra all my life, I decided to turn to masturbating with propane and utilizing propane accessories to “enhance my experience”. The propane entered my narrow urethra and resulted in my body being a ticking time bomb. Doctors aren’t sure how to help me and I may die by explosion tonight. Despite this, I feel fulfilled. If I were to die in any way, I would want death by propane. Farewell /bant/. Tell the world my story so they don’t make the same mistake I have.