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Quoted By: >>11460330 >>11460357 >>11460583
>be Norwegian 20-year-old dude
>friend send me a link to a snapchat user called "kattis of mortis" that vlog
>thing is they're both retarded or something. they're a couple that vlog on snapchat and both are proper autistic or something and just spaz on snap story
>ppl fuck with them and ask them retarded question that they spaz out over
>>how's ur sex life
>>do mortis have a big cock?
>>how is the celebrity life?
etc
>they answer everything properly but spaz out in the process and some times get angry af
>shouting at the snapchat and stuff and posting it
>one dude tells him he wants to fuck his gf
>he gets visually pissed off and screams to the camera that the dude can fuck off
>ppl laugh their ass off because he's angry
>more ppl join and tell him that they're going to take her on walks
>>NO YOU WON'T TAKE MY GF ON A WALK OR I WILL CALL THE COPS AND SOME FRIENDS AND THE COPS WILL DRIVE US TO THE MOUNTAIN WITH BASEBALL BATS!!!
>clip goes semi-viral in the area and now they have a couple of hundred viewers just triggering them or watching other trolls triggering them
>one day they disappear
>they are cherished in our memories as funny spazing retards on snapchat. almost like a dragonlord duos in the making
>2 years pass and now they're back
>made a youtube they stream on now
>uploading all the vids of them streaming and all streams have trolls trying to get them to spaz
>they hire mods to ban ppl but they just make alt accounts
>yesterday they were streaming and trolls managed to have the gf whip out her pink vibrator
>>this is our vibrator which we use
>fucking "WE" lmao
>he is quick to correct
>>haha yeah I use it as in ON her
>and she answers without noticing how ashamed he is
>>yeah, and I use it on him some times :)
>he's left defeated and in shame
>he blocks one of the trolls
>he makes a new user called "mortis's dildo" with a screenshot of his gf holding the vibrator and starts spamming
>>BRRRRRRRRR
>they get mad and spazz out
>friend send me a link to a snapchat user called "kattis of mortis" that vlog
>thing is they're both retarded or something. they're a couple that vlog on snapchat and both are proper autistic or something and just spaz on snap story
>ppl fuck with them and ask them retarded question that they spaz out over
>>how's ur sex life
>>do mortis have a big cock?
>>how is the celebrity life?
etc
>they answer everything properly but spaz out in the process and some times get angry af
>shouting at the snapchat and stuff and posting it
>one dude tells him he wants to fuck his gf
>he gets visually pissed off and screams to the camera that the dude can fuck off
>ppl laugh their ass off because he's angry
>more ppl join and tell him that they're going to take her on walks
>>NO YOU WON'T TAKE MY GF ON A WALK OR I WILL CALL THE COPS AND SOME FRIENDS AND THE COPS WILL DRIVE US TO THE MOUNTAIN WITH BASEBALL BATS!!!
>clip goes semi-viral in the area and now they have a couple of hundred viewers just triggering them or watching other trolls triggering them
>one day they disappear
>they are cherished in our memories as funny spazing retards on snapchat. almost like a dragonlord duos in the making
>2 years pass and now they're back
>made a youtube they stream on now
>uploading all the vids of them streaming and all streams have trolls trying to get them to spaz
>they hire mods to ban ppl but they just make alt accounts
>yesterday they were streaming and trolls managed to have the gf whip out her pink vibrator
>>this is our vibrator which we use
>fucking "WE" lmao
>he is quick to correct
>>haha yeah I use it as in ON her
>and she answers without noticing how ashamed he is
>>yeah, and I use it on him some times :)
>he's left defeated and in shame
>he blocks one of the trolls
>he makes a new user called "mortis's dildo" with a screenshot of his gf holding the vibrator and starts spamming
>>BRRRRRRRRR
>they get mad and spazz out
