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Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 19:24:32 No.11462081 View View Reply Original Report

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Make a wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AdE5paKT Wed 14 Oct 2020 19:25:24 No.11462084 Report

Quoted By: >>11462343

Death of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g4XeYF4o Wed 14 Oct 2020 19:26:53 No.11462086 Report

Quoted By: >>11462343

>>11462081
Perón was never born

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+8zEsPKF Wed 14 Oct 2020 19:36:17 No.11462133 Report

Quoted By: >>11462158 >>11462343

I wish I had an Australian flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aDNfEffN Wed 14 Oct 2020 19:39:50 No.11462158 Report

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>>11462133
granted, but now people think your are australian.

Mono

Mono ID:G8akjlZq Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:03:23 No.11462321 Report

Quoted By: >>11462343

>>11462081
I wish I was never born.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFlmHu0b Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:09:29 No.11462336 Report

Quoted By: >>11462340 >>11462343

>>11462081
I wish for somewhere I'd feel like I'd belong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:10:58 No.11462337 Report

Quoted By: >>11462343

I wish i wasn't born in Zimbabwe 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+eV3iQK Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:11:00 No.11462338 Report

Quoted By: >>11462343

Sneed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HCvVVj7V Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:12:08 No.11462340 Report

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>>11462336
granted, it is /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:15:05 No.11462343 Report

Quoted By: >>11462350 >>11463604 >>11466406

>>11462084
Granted, but you are left alive.
>>11462086
Granted, but Argentina is now the 51st state of America and is full of degenerates.
>>11462133
Granted, but it's New Zealand.
>>11462321
Granted, but your parents fucked and made you anyway.
>>11462336
Granted, you're now on r/incels. Have sex.
>>11462337
Granted. You're born in Zimbabwe 3.0. Now with AIDS.
>>11462338
Granted. It's Chuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:16:32 No.11462350 Report

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>>11462343
Zim 3.0 lol, with aids, thanks, no immune system means covid should kill me, thank fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oZl0Y4XF Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:16:47 No.11462351 Report

Quoted By: >>11462357 >>11462362 >>11462366

>>11462081
I wish we had a coastal plain, And that the European white men never left Africa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KwLxDhrY Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:17:10 No.11462353 Report

Quoted By: >>11462366

>>11462081
I wish for a jar of Emu fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:19:04 No.11462357 Report

Quoted By: >>11462374

>>11462351
Hey whats botswana like bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w73N2DvE Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:20:16 No.11462362 Report

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>>11462351
granted, nigger. thanks for the coastal plain thats ours now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cei7/rQg Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:21:28 No.11462365 Report

Quoted By: >>11462368

>>11462081
I wish Hitler both got into art school and became the first German luge gold medallist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:22:09 No.11462366 Report

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>>11462351
Granted. Islamists from Europe are mass migrating here and chimping out, raping your pure aryan women and destroying your cities.
>>11462353
Granted, it's filled to the top with occasional empty bullet chambers floating about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:22:55 No.11462368 Report

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>>11462365
Granted. Jews take over the world anyway, now faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oZl0Y4XF Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:24:31 No.11462374 Report

Quoted By: >>11462395 >>11462403

>>11462357
A successful African nation, whose success is due to capitalism and possessing a conservative mindset, none of that African socialism shit that fucked the other nations up in the years that would follow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yFFSUdDE Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:33:36 No.11462394 Report

Quoted By: >>11462418

>>11462081
Gib mommy gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:34:07 No.11462395 Report

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>>11462374
Like south africa. Our ruling party is full of fucking commies. Hence why we are the next zimbabwe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4wqaxDtB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:36:04 No.11462403 Report

Quoted By: >>11462406

>>11462374
i too have a passionate hatred for those dumbass angolans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:36:51 No.11462405 Report

Quoted By: >>11462418

>>11462081
I wish for Mono to reply to this thread within the next twelve hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:37:20 No.11462406 Report

Quoted By: >>11462409

>>11462403
Angolans? You mean most of fucking northern africa?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:38:30 No.11462409 Report

Quoted By: >>11462415

>>11462406
motherfucka, did you even meet with any north africans? there's literally zero in your country :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:41:41 No.11462415 Report

Quoted By: >>11462419

>>11462409
Hahah no offence but ever heard of nigerians? Yeah we got a fuck ton of them. Stay in your goddamn sand huts unless you have an inkling of whatever the fuck you are talking about.

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:42:54 No.11462417 Report

Quoted By: >>11462421

Genie? Alright.
I wish for the understanding and communicative ability as well as processing capabilities in the current form that I am in now, within this same iteration of reality and in this moment to know how to make a non-loaded wish with no repercussions for the next anon.
Fucks with me bitch I play D&D genies are day 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:43:03 No.11462418 Report

Quoted By: >>11462426

>>11462394
Granted, she's a girl (male).
>>11462405
Granted, but it's some different namefag that replied.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:43:13 No.11462419 Report

Quoted By: >>11462434

>>11462415
Nigerians aren't from north africa, m8 :) waawee....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:43:39 No.11462421 Report

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>>11462417
Granted. You are now homosexual.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B/LOtZuA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:44:10 No.11462424 Report

Quoted By: >>11462440 >>11462457

I want a cute boyfriend with a great personality. And with hair like this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:44:33 No.11462426 Report

Quoted By: >>11462430 >>11462440

>>11462418
Cool. Now I wish for lifelong autism and a tiny penis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:45:07 No.11462430 Report

Quoted By: >>11462443

>>11462426
you already have those :)

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:45:32 No.11462433 Report

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>>11462421
Jokes on you I already was.
Now the next anon who (you)'s me gets a free wish with no consequences.
Stupid ass newfag genie I'm the big gae.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:45:40 No.11462434 Report

Quoted By: >>11462442

>>11462419
Nigeria is pretty far damn north last i checked unless you mean the uppermost countries like morocco in which case i agree with you, we don't have much of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/LOtZuA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:46:00 No.11462435 Report

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>>11462433

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:47:24 No.11462438 Report

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>>11462433
I wish for corned bear

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:47:57 No.11462440 Report

Quoted By: >>11462445

>>11462424
Granted, but I made a mistake in the wish granting process and you have a girlfriend now.
>>11462426
Granted, but you have a monster cock now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/LOtZuA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:47:57 No.11462441 Report

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>>11462438
Too late. I replied to him first. Now i get my cute bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:48:04 No.11462442 Report

Quoted By: >>11462449

>>11462434
Bruv... even if they're north of you.. that doesn't make them north africans, bruv... You need to back off, jack off and regroup :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:48:14 No.11462443 Report

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>>11462430
No I don’t. That’s why I wished for them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:48:45 No.11462444 Report

Quoted By: >>11462452

>>11462081
a small meteor hits some random guy's house in nepal
try and curse that wish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:48:51 No.11462445 Report

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>>11462440
>Granted, but you have a monster cock now.
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:49:06 No.11462446 Report

Quoted By: >>11462457 >>11462470

>>11462433
I have now set you on fire. Die faggot.
>>11462438
You get a can full of bear penises.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:49:54 No.11462449 Report

Quoted By: >>11462453

>>11462442
Well i stand corrected, I retract my previous statement, its central africa thats a shit hole lol. North, africa is still alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DuNA67vE Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:50:08 No.11462450 Report

Quoted By: >>11462458

I wish for OP to have a great day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:50:24 No.11462452 Report

Quoted By: >>11462462

>>11462444
Granted, but he and his house survive and he sells it, ultimately becoming a rich man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:50:35 No.11462453 Report

Quoted By: >>11462459

>>11462449
lol, alright, m8 :) take care..

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:51:04 No.11462457 Report

Quoted By: >>11462467

>>11462424
>>11462435
GRANTED. Enjoy your new bf. May you live long happy lives.
>>11462438
Granted. You don't know where it is though. Sorry I lost it :/
>>11462446
You're a bad genie/djinn. I've got fire resist 10 so being ablaze literally does nothing to me.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/genie.htm
*bing bong bang whoosh*
You now have a smol bepor.

I grant the wishes now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:51:10 No.11462458 Report

Quoted By: >>11462460

>>11462450
Granted, but my mother dies in her sleep unless (you) reply to this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:51:35 No.11462459 Report

Quoted By: >>11462461

>>11462453
Might i ask why you are so invested in north africa? Came from there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DuNA67vE Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:51:59 No.11462460 Report

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>>11462458
well, I replied

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpQsKhe6 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:52:05 No.11462461 Report

Quoted By: >>11462465

>>11462459
No, Im just autistic :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:52:29 No.11462462 Report

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>>11462452
AGH IT REALLY IS CURSED

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:52:31 No.11462463 Report

Quoted By: >>11462469

I wish for OP’s tires to all pop simulatenously when he’s on the way to an important meeting or date

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgXf/zDB Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:53:24 No.11462465 Report

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>>11462461
Lol thats good enough for me. South Africa used to be the god of africa. now look at it. 10th highest murder rate in the world, one of the highest crime rates. Such a shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:54:41 No.11462467 Report

Quoted By: >>11462490

>>11462457
*insert a page of rule lawyering* i want fast food to count for a third as many calories so i can actually eat it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:54:57 No.11462469 Report

Quoted By: >>11462471

>>11462463
Granted, but I don't have a car and I haven't left my house in over 6 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:55:40 No.11462470 Report

Quoted By: >>11462475

>>11462446
>You get a can full of bear penises.
I’ll take it. I also wish for a tin of garlic butter to cook them in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:55:44 No.11462471 Report

Quoted By: >>11462475

>>11462469
2nd wish you stop being a hiki

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 20:56:56 No.11462475 Report

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>>11462470
Granted, but it's garlic margarine.
>>11462471
Granted, but now I'm a serial killer.

Normie

Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:04:05 No.11462490 Report

Quoted By: >>11462496

>>11462467
Ah I see you have quite the WIS score homie.
Granted. Careful with that though. Just because it has 1/3 the calories doesn't mean the fat content changes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:06:07 No.11462496 Report

Quoted By: >>11462510

>>11462490
it still needed just a little bit so that the nutritional value wasn't literally zero. someone could starve themselves like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9+/A+VFO Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:06:48 No.11462499 Report

Quoted By: >>11462503

>>11462081
I wish for my balls to be ok, and for my foreskin to grow back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:09:01 No.11462503 Report

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>>11462499
Granted. Enjoy your new vagina.

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:11:03 No.11462510 Report

Quoted By: >>11462517

>>11462496
You act like that's a bad thing. I thought you were desperately wanting to twink.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:14:51 No.11462517 Report

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>>11462510
ah nah i formally quit it
i mean i'll still do it but the original point is gone i removed all the longterm friends from everything and got back in contact with family and a shrink instead but keto just feels clean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:15:27 No.11462518 Report

Quoted By: >>11462527 >>11463043

I wish my friends would always be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:17:46 No.11462527 Report

Quoted By: >>11462529 >>11462734 >>11463001

>>11462518
Granted. Your friends are all dead now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:18:57 No.11462529 Report

Quoted By: >>11462734 >>11463027 >>11463037

>>11462527
Why would this make my friends happy? you're a bad wish granter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:23:05 No.11462734 Report

Quoted By: >>11462842

>>11462527
LMAO

>>11462529
they are finally free
sorry about frens tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:23:56 No.11462842 Report

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>>11462734
being dead != being happy.

You people make me worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:26:07 No.11463001 Report

Quoted By: >>11463027 >>11463037

>>11462527
i wish the guys friends are alive again and happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:31:52 No.11463025 Report

Quoted By: >>11463043 >>11463055

I wish that once per long rest I could cast the spell Wish as a bonus action

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjshAOUa Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:32:02 No.11463027 Report

Quoted By: >>11463037

>>11462529
What did you expect? It's the monkey paw.
>>11463001
Granted, but they all get lives outside of the internet, thus leaving anon with no friends again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:34:35 No.11463037 Report

Quoted By:

>>11463027
>>>11462529(You)
>What did you expect? It's the monkey paw.
something like>>11463027
>>>11463001
>Granted, but they all get lives outside of the internet, thus leaving anon with no friends again.

Monkey's paw grants the wish with consequences, but it still grants the wish.

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:36:56 No.11463043 Report

Quoted By: >>11463048

>>11462518
Granted BUT all your friends have to work daily to upkeep their happiness. Good luck!
>>11463025
>per long rest
Granted. Every 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep you can cast Wish as a spell like ability 1/day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DuNA67vE Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:37:51 No.11463048 Report

Quoted By: >>11463050 >>11463054

>>11463043
where are the consequences?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:38:18 No.11463050 Report

Quoted By:

>>11463048
Up your butt!

Normie

Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:40:29 No.11463054 Report

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>>11463048
If frens don't upkeep their happiness they become sad.
Nobody is going to be able to sleep uninterrupted for 24 straight hours without feeling like utter shit when they get up with body pains.
I'm a genie not an asshole like the other shit djinn out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:40:42 No.11463055 Report

Quoted By: >>11463063 >>11463076

>>11463025
can you explain how powerful wish spells are meant to be i know they alter reality to a limited extent but i just read the books and monster entries. you couldn't just wish asmodeous or something was dead or something stupid could you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:41:57 No.11463063 Report

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>>11463055
You can wish for absolutely anything. It's up to the DM whether or not they allow the wish or how they interpret it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jMvsBdwA Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:42:09 No.11463064 Report

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I wish for OP to slowly lose sensation in his left leg

Normie

Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:45:56 No.11463076 Report

Quoted By: >>11463088

>>11463055
>you couldn't just wish asmodeous or something was dead or something stupid could you?
Actually yes. The Tarasque can only be defeated by wishing it away or wishing it to sleep in the prime material plane. If wished away then another pops into the world to take its place in the prime material plane.
Like anon said it's up to the DM as to what you can and can't do.
>asmodeous
Someone is playing Pathfinder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:47:01 No.11463080 Report

Quoted By: >>11463087

I wish that cranberries tasted exactly like strawberries

Normie

Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:49:32 No.11463087 Report

Quoted By: >>11463099

>>11463080
Granted but now strawberries taste like cranberries and they all look the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:49:38 No.11463088 Report

Quoted By: >>11463109

>>11463076
personally would probably do something completely retarded with it and get kicked out for fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3ud7WhZ Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:51:49 No.11463099 Report

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>>11463087
You're a good genie! I like your answers!

I wish that you have a lovely day today!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+8zEsPKF Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:52:10 No.11463103 Report

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I wish I had a cool trip code.

Normie

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Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 21:53:18 No.11463109 Report

Quoted By: >>11463170

>>11463088
I used a wish spell for a glass of clean water once and the wizard literally killed me because of it. Good thing I keep a Contingency scroll in my ass at all times :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3a+jzKj3 Wed 14 Oct 2020 22:04:23 No.11463170 Report

Quoted By: >>11463253

>>11463109
that wizard doesn't understand the importance of hydration at all tsk tsk

Normie

Normie ID:+Dsg+PrN Wed 14 Oct 2020 22:17:04 No.11463253 Report

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>>11463170
They never do. Them and the druid. Bitch I'm a rogue I can't make water and when the waterskin runs out I'm looking for any form of hydration.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3u0V6Al Wed 14 Oct 2020 23:11:03 No.11463532 Report

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>>11462081
I wish to be dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g4XeYF4o Wed 14 Oct 2020 23:22:31 No.11463604 Report

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>>11462343
>implying Argentina isn't full of degenerates already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kwqw2Kjc Thu 15 Oct 2020 01:04:51 No.11464121 Report

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>>11462081
I wish I was American.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v9jJiPl Thu 15 Oct 2020 02:20:20 No.11464508 Report

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>>11462081
I wish to die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ze8/M4XW Thu 15 Oct 2020 02:20:53 No.11464511 Report

Quoted By: >>11464801 >>11467865

>>11462081
I wish Yonkers never died

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yy8s+enb Thu 15 Oct 2020 03:51:39 No.11464801 Report

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>>11464511
I never died. So your post is a lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:699U2RbL Thu 15 Oct 2020 06:17:15 No.11465128 Report

Quoted By:

>>11462081
I wish I didn't hurt so much

Mono

Mono ID:G8akjlZq Thu 15 Oct 2020 14:24:52 No.11466406 Report

Quoted By:

>>11462343
Ah man.

Mono

Mono ID:gu+RFOPE Thu 15 Oct 2020 15:55:22 No.11466795 Report

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>>11462081
I wish to die young.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZZrAksuO Thu 15 Oct 2020 17:06:34 No.11467083 Report

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>>11462081
Death.

Mono

Mono ID:G8akjlZq Thu 15 Oct 2020 17:45:58 No.11467865 Report

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>>11464511
Yeah.

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DOMINE DEUS ID:5PDZ9Arp Thu 15 Oct 2020 17:47:35 No.11467873 Report

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I wish you got incinerated.

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