>be chinese
>wake up in 25 square foot apartment
>relieve self out window
>put on clothes made of lint without showering, brushing, or grooming
>break metal bars locking you into apartment (luckily its chinese metal)
>step outside into dystopian fake city and see skyscraper crumble in front of you, dont even wince at the thousands of deaths
>slam door to apartment complex, it crumbles behind you
>go to your 15cc scooter only to find the handlebars have fallen off and the engine has fallen out
>try to fix it wrench breaks
>"I'll ride the bus then"
>wait for bus
>building collapses in front of you
>bus comes, oh boy!
>some 4 cylinder pickup drives through bus stop
>its ok though because he also hit a person on a scooter, granting you a new scooter
>drive to work avoiding random highway explosions, planes falling out of the sky, psychos who cant drive, road crumbling behind you.
>make it to work against all odds
>boss beats you with baton for being late
>you lay there nearly unconscious as she shits out a baby right in front of you
>you lay there looking into eachothers eyes both half conscious as boss wanders off to go beat another late coworker
>head to work making iphones
>eat baby for lunch
>microwave explodes
>try to jump out of apple factory window
>trampoline bounces you back into firestorm
just another day in china
