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Anonymous ID:ggq/bJ9m Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:28:30 No.1147419 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1147510 >>1147514 >>1147515 >>1147529 >>1147997 >>1148229 >>1148848 >>1149654 >>1149751 >>1150991 >>1151027 >>1151044 >>1151135 >>1151275

Americans actually microwave their shoes wtf

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!fMGaYnicoc ID:RJA8vnPw Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:29:33 No.1147429 Report

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top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kyRTfe4G Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:30:21 No.1147436 Report

Quoted By: >>1147504

microwaving things is like saying hello in america

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NKIEQbrV Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:39:06 No.1147504 Report

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>>1147436
I thought that was shooting things?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eiOT+QRV Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:40:22 No.1147510 Report

Quoted By: >>1147517 >>1149291

>>1147419
Next on: Things that don't happen - British man brushes his teeth!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:resPITdl Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:40:50 No.1147514 Report

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>>1147419
Shut it down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/skB4Cz9 Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:40:54 No.1147515 Report

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>>1147419
well dont you wanna have nice, warm shoes for when you leave in the morning?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kyRTfe4G Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:41:01 No.1147517 Report

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>>1147510
madmerican

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ezL/JC4o Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:42:37 No.1147529 Report

Quoted By: >>1147987

>>1147419
>winter approaches
>put shoes in microwave
>have hot shoes to keep your feet warm

Are americans too smart for us?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gf9w3lvr Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:20:16 No.1147987 Report

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>>1147529
Perhaps, but in a chaotic way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PTM2WNKn Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:21:41 No.1147997 Report

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>>1147419
gotta keep the j's clean you know what im sayin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QhPE57AG Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:44:51 No.1148229 Report

Quoted By: >>1151246

>>1147419
we dont microwave them we dishwash them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zwYmXAGY Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:57:52 No.1148807 Report

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And then we tip the microwave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fQRTHud2 Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:06:38 No.1148848 Report

Quoted By: >>1148884

>>1147419
At least we don't use a fucking kettle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WdLuy+pZ Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:11:18 No.1148884 Report

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>>1148848
Brits boil their shoes in a kettle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WdLuy+pZ Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:12:09 No.1148892 Report

Quoted By: >>1149135 >>1149950

I always microwave my water, c-can I be an honorary American?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EyQKbLaS Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:46:01 No.1149135 Report

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>>1148892
fuck if we care, you can be a real one as long as you're good at climbing walls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/fKaXgQ1 Fri 23 Jun 2017 03:03:12 No.1149291 Report

Quoted By: >>1149983 >>1150014 >>1151166 >>1151295

>>1147510
Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards around the world.
Don't you ever get tired of being a stereotypical dumb American?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3CjJ7Iw/ Fri 23 Jun 2017 03:45:41 No.1149603 Report

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I think the microwave is broken, I'm not seeing the microwave time on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HKwHIUj Fri 23 Jun 2017 03:52:51 No.1149654 Report

Quoted By: >>1149706

>>1147419
I never nuked my shoes but i have dried out my bullets that way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i34xAncC Fri 23 Jun 2017 03:53:43 No.1149660 Report

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I wanna be like Microwave

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hbz5bvnm Fri 23 Jun 2017 03:58:55 No.1149706 Report

Quoted By: >>1149767

>>1149654
>Microwaving bullets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AuLJonYl Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:00:26 No.1149718 Report

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> Be British
> Be Annoyed all the time
> It's raining
> Tomorrow calls for rainyer rain than the rain yesterday, but close to the rain today.
> Shoes always wet
> American's wash shoes and dry them daily to keep them fresh and warm.
> Goddamn it I hate American's, why can't my feet not be soaking wet with my tears of jealousy all the time?

> Renames something with a ridiculous word .

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kxQ+1OZU Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:05:24 No.1149751 Report

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>>1147419
>Bongos take their shoes off when entering the house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/4qK66rA Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:06:24 No.1149759 Report

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I microwave my children for the dark lord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QEk3v6o Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:08:17 No.1149767 Report

Quoted By: >>1149825

>>1149706
>he doesn't microwave his bullets
are you an American

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbz5bvnm Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:16:01 No.1149825 Report

Quoted By:

>>1149767
Yes
That's why I need my microwave intact

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q/gd7tjn Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:26:55 No.1149950 Report

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>>1148892
Only if you apologize for invading the faulklands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QU8bx/JU Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:29:22 No.1149983 Report

Quoted By:

>>1149291
Fuck off ya poofta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qK4XDRwm Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:31:35 No.1150014 Report

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>>1149291
oi bruv ye jus fuckin spaffed all over me face right good eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qK4XDRwm Fri 23 Jun 2017 04:55:38 No.1150366 Report

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You folks like dubs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GtcpE1aT Fri 23 Jun 2017 05:56:20 No.1150985 Report

Quoted By: >>1151281

>not deepfrying your shoes
like a real american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Czrhg3Xs Fri 23 Jun 2017 05:57:20 No.1150991 Report

Quoted By: >>1151003

>>1147419
Jokes aside what is that model?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GtcpE1aT Fri 23 Jun 2017 05:59:09 No.1151003 Report

Quoted By: >>1151039

>>1150991
Sony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DMX1nVDx Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:02:20 No.1151027 Report

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>>1147419
one time i microwaved a bar of soap,

big mistake don't do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Czrhg3Xs Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:03:34 No.1151039 Report

Quoted By: >>1151121

>>1151003
I mean the shoe model

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c9ufHxx1 Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:04:14 No.1151044 Report

Quoted By: >>1151073 >>1151135

>>1147419
>mfw brits don't microwave their shoes
>mfw brits don't have a starbucks on every other street corner
>mfw brits don't celebrate 4th of July
>mfw brits don't have a 35.7% obesity rate
>mfw brits don't have coffee with their added sugar
>mfw brits don't put the lotion on the skin
>mfw brits get the hose again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnAHJpyF Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:09:53 No.1151073 Report

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>>1151044
Brits don't have a 4th of July?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HK6JoTsc Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:15:30 No.1151121 Report

Quoted By: >>1151283

>>1151039
Looks like some overpriced nigger tier basketball shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GtcpE1aT Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:16:59 No.1151135 Report

Quoted By: >>1151259

>>1147419
>>1151044
>be British subject
>drink watery coffee
>bin knife
>buy TV license
>be enriched by colonials
>never go to moon
>be censored
>get hit by truck
>be under surveillance
>go to football riot
>be a cunt
>go visit queen
>teeth fall out
>get get drawn and quartered

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Anonymous ID:Gt7kzdpz Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:20:26 No.1151166 Report

Quoted By: >>1151205

>>1149291
>Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GtcpE1aT Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:25:12 No.1151205 Report

Quoted By:

>>1151166
checked

also its prolly becuz their is only one toothbrush and everyone has to share it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8vr5mrV4 Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:30:56 No.1151246 Report

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>>1148229
i had those they're so fucking nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fHmsHFOR Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:32:31 No.1151259 Report

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>>1151135
forgot
>sucks at sports they created

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Anonymous ID:DIy7hPty Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:36:06 No.1151275 Report

Quoted By: >>1151306

>>1147419
Blow it out your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U2yBeUNQ Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:36:36 No.1151281 Report

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>>1150985
Greazys

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c9ufHxx1 Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:36:49 No.1151283 Report

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>>1151121

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8xfCwRpv Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:38:22 No.1151295 Report

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>>1149291
>Calls people out for stereotyping
>Makes the microwave stereotype joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ratekchQ Fri 23 Jun 2017 06:40:03 No.1151306 Report

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>>1151275
haha!

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