>>11493165Dear Mother
It has been a year since i left to pursue my dream of becoming a Captain of the Eastern-Pacific Fleet. The days in the service were uneventful for awhile, but ever since the Admiralty commanded us to patrol the area near Hawaiian islands, i have started to be afraid for my life. It all began when me and the crew went ashore to have some fun in a local tavern. After the boys have started drinking and wenches filled said establishment, i was quietly sitting at the corner table, playing my Nintendo Switch, thats when the mysterious man approached me. He did not introduce himself, but later i`ve found out what the locals gave him the nickname "Boomer", apparently the guy was a demolition expert during the Nam times or something, but to cut it short, he offered me to play a role in some kind of a movie hes filming. He offered me a good amount of money for that, which i kind of needed ever since i lost to that damn Jenkins in poker(swear ive caught him cheating, but other players were on his side, and assured me he did not. Might`ve been a setup of sorts, the people here are very eager for money). So anyways, he took me to the place where we were going to record the thing, (By the way you can easily recognise him by the unsettling vehicle he drives, its some kind of a lawnmower lookalike with a cart attached behind) and when he told me my role, i FROZE with terror, apparently he wanted to put me in a dreadful cage not unlike an unearthly device from my deepest nightmares, and sail me into the sunset, when i asked him how was he going to retrieve me back, he became visibly confused and told me he was going to worry about it later. So i took the money and run, run far away, but im afraid he tracked me down for during the night time i can hear the sounds of a surfboard circling around my room.
Anyways, how is Dad feeling himself? Did hemorrhoids not affecting him anymore? Has my dear brother Esteban finally enroll in college?
Yours dearly, Charles.
