Haha, you know what would be a crazy dystopian novel?

A story about young children being sent to a government run education center almost every single day. Being told to sit in one spot all day and be quiet. They grow up in a society that outright emasculated young males while simultaneously mocking men for not being as strong as their ancestors. And they give meth to little boys who can’t be bothered to sit still and be quiet all day long. They give little boyd estrogen for showing a curiosity to things deemed feminine by the culture. Everyone unanimously agrees they are being lied to by the government and media, but they all relapse back into a sheepish manner where they go along with it despite being fully aware its a dystopian shit show. The government spies on everyone. Scholars are slowly warping the languages you speak and politcal/economic theories so its inflexible and unnecessarily complicated. The show biz creates child porn and claims it to be progressive and enlightening. And then we sexualize women so much that people respect whoredom more than self respect.

Oh wait, thats not a dystopian novel. Thats the world I grew up in.