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Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:09:09 No.11496019 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11496031 >>11496062 >>11496420 >>11496493 >>11497258 >>11497486

I am the sage of the garden pond. I bring advice and great wisdom to you. I will answer your questions and enlighten you.

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:10:16 No.11496024 Report

Quoted By: >>11496046

I'll eradicate you germanic filth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VQAh2Ccs Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:11:14 No.11496031 Report

Quoted By: >>11496046

>>11496019
will i ever get the will to actually work out for a long period of time and become strong/fit?

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:14:49 No.11496046 Report

Quoted By: >>11496060 >>11496065

>>11496024
Only when you look inside yourself you can find peace and happieness.

>>11496031
The will is already inside you but you are standing in your own way. You need to stop believing your own lies. Realising your wishes is easy if learn to see through your own illusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VQAh2Ccs Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:16:52 No.11496060 Report

Quoted By: >>11496066

>>11496046
i just feel like i give up because i'm unmotivated and don't feel like working out after a while. i hope one day i break this cycle of starting then slowly stopping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mRGBh/mM Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:18:05 No.11496062 Report

Quoted By: >>11496088

>>11496019
O great sage, is it better to run or lift weights?

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:18:08 No.11496065 Report

Quoted By: >>11496094

>>11496046
Peace and happiness are only simple-minded constructs invented by biological subhumans such as you to mask their inherent ineptitude unto this world.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:18:43 No.11496066 Report

Quoted By: >>11496074 >>11496077

>>11496060
You are making convenient excuses for yourself. Believing in your goals and motivation is one thing. Being mercyless on yourself and developing discipline is what truly matters. Motivation will only carry you so far. Discipline can get you anywhere.

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:19:59 No.11496074 Report

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>>11496066
Discipline will get you a medal and a visit to the tribunal. Do you want a medal?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VQAh2Ccs Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:20:15 No.11496077 Report

Quoted By: >>11496112

>>11496066
damn that's pretty sound advice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SY0bnt6q Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:20:51 No.11496079 Report

Quoted By: >>11496107

why are German people into scat porn?

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:22:24 No.11496088 Report

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>>11496062
The wise sages of /fit/ may be the right people to ask. I can only tell you that different workouts train different aspects. Running will help you gain stamina while lifting makes your mucles stronger. A good workout consists of both but is worthless without the right diet.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:23:55 No.11496094 Report

Quoted By: >>11496143

>>11496065
Peace and happieness are the only true purposes of life. Without them anything else is worthless.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:26:08 No.11496107 Report

Quoted By: >>11496423

>>11496079
You can't generalize this. Some people in any population of a certain size are into any fetish. Sexual preferences have nothing to do with nationality.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:26:55 No.11496112 Report

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>>11496077
You may want to listen to the words of the wise sage Jocko Willink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoEv5PxrDvs&ab_channel=HESMotivation

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:32:04 No.11496143 Report

Quoted By: >>11496151

>>11496094
You're already worthless if you searched for a "TRUE PURPOSE OF LIFE".

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:34:33 No.11496151 Report

Quoted By: >>11496156

>>11496143
Your logic is flawed and inconsistent. There is no basis for your statement.

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:35:14 No.11496156 Report

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>>11496151
Your logic is flawed and inconsistent. There is no basis for your statement. Bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rFDmeApz Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:36:30 No.11496163 Report

Quoted By: >>11496165 >>11496279

Do gypsies have a right to exist?

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:36:53 No.11496165 Report

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>>11496163
You weak fuck. Face me.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:56:53 No.11496279 Report

Quoted By: >>11496335

>>11496163
Nobody has a right to exist. Rights are a human concept, an invention, a fiction. One that can be made real by our actions but a fiction nonetheless.
Nobody chooses to exist either.

australian

australian ID:fAJJhIlr Mon 19 Oct 2020 21:57:53 No.11496284 Report

Quoted By: >>11496314

Do you speak Russian

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:03:55 No.11496314 Report

Quoted By: >>11496339 >>11496340

>>11496284
No but I speak the language of wisdom.

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:08:13 No.11496335 Report

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>>11496279
You have no rights. True. I'm gonna break into your home and bash your head over right now, allow me to merely take a flight before so.

DOMINE DEUS

DOMINE DEUS ID:PsTfRH8X Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:08:47 No.11496339 Report

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>>11496314
Wisdom of cows? Those who say they are wise are the least wise of all.

australian

australian ID:fAJJhIlr Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:09:25 No.11496340 Report

Quoted By:

>>11496314
Thank you for sharing this information with us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I13fxyqs Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:33:00 No.11496420 Report

Quoted By:

>>11496019
hiiiiii

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SY0bnt6q Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:34:16 No.11496423 Report

Quoted By:

>>11496107
of course I can, I just did
everybody knows Germans like poopoo
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iaKHXcVR Mon 19 Oct 2020 22:51:19 No.11496493 Report

Quoted By: >>11496981

>>11496019
What videogame should I play now?

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:07:30 No.11496981 Report

Quoted By: >>11497006

>>11496493
Stronghold Crusader

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iaKHXcVR Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:14:26 No.11497006 Report

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>>11496981
Very good answer thank you. I have it installed but haven't finished the historical campaign yet. I just kinda forgot about it to be honest.

Normie

Normie ID:N4mVIM2R Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:17:49 No.11497013 Report

Quoted By: >>11497180

How do I overcome the thieves of Kaam and Moh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gEsKsnD0 Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:25:32 No.11497028 Report

Quoted By: >>11497197

how do i negotiate around the volatile doomed people in my life when it looks hopeless and failing that how do i escape far enough away to not deal with it anymore

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:32:56 No.11497180 Report

Quoted By: >>11497190

>>11497013
You cannot overcome your human nature and you don't have to. You need to build a healthy relationship with your desires and channel them in a direction that leads you to a better self.
Lust is the reasons why we reproduce, why our species haven't gone extinct. Why you or I or anyone exist. Attachment to others helps us create something bigger then ourselfs, a family or a society. It allows us to build the very things that lift us up and let us be more than just animals.
You need to understand why you feel the way you do and what your desires represent.

Normie

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Normie ID:N4mVIM2R Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:34:53 No.11497190 Report

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>>11497180
....fuck you sage. You're right. Go to hell. Have a wonderful day.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:36:36 No.11497197 Report

Quoted By: >>11497386

>>11497028
There are different ways to do this. But the most important thing is to be your own guiding light. Ask yourself who you are, what you want and what it feels like to be you and to want those things. Any answer to this question is valid. This is your inner compass and if you are sure of those things you don't need to negotiate around anyone. You can face them head on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FeqfeUQ0 Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:51:02 No.11497258 Report

Quoted By: >>11497472

>>11496019
How I overcome my crippling OCD, that makes me fear 24/7 that I lose accidentally something of value? Even putting banana peel in garbage bin is a fucking struggle.

australian

australian ID:fAJJhIlr Mon 19 Oct 2020 23:52:32 No.11497262 Report

Quoted By: >>11497473

Please explain to us the procedure of blood letting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gEsKsnD0 Tue 20 Oct 2020 00:33:22 No.11497386 Report

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>>11497197
i can't deal with anymore. i'm a deadbeat, my brother's borderline suicidal and mum's a qanon alcoholic. every fucking night i hear about a pseudo-christian american conspiracy about good and evil and now we're in the end times. no matter how i try to help said bro he ignores me and instead gets more depressed. and my longterm anxiety is so fucking bad i can barely get groceries because i just lock up in a fucking panic. i know i feel sorry for myself and i complain a lot but the drugs don't help and psychologists are $200 a session (im broke). its a wonder nobody has killed themselves and if someone asked me politely i probably would. goddamn it not one more fucking minute of being stuck in this room screaming into a fucking void.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Tue 20 Oct 2020 01:10:46 No.11497472 Report

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>>11497258
You should see a therapist and ask them for help. Changing your behavior and breaking your patterns is a long process and one piece of advice from me won't heal you. But it is possible to unlearn this behavior and thought pattern and to rewire yourself. OCD is a very treatable desease.

Sage of the garden pond

Sage of the garden pond ID:rbTqUOzb Tue 20 Oct 2020 01:11:27 No.11497473 Report

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>>11497262
This should provide you with all the answers you could ever need.
http://www.aabb.org/tm/donation/Pages/bdprocess.aspx

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7/SJx2WE Tue 20 Oct 2020 01:17:03 No.11497486 Report

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>>11496019
Oh wise exalted pond sage. What else is there to life now that I've gotten myself a qt Jewish waifu?

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