Here's mine:
>this book I was reading , Nietzsches thus spoke Zarathustra, suddenly had hidden code in it for me, and was my instruction manual on how to become an ubermensch, how to get enlightened
>think I awoken as god from a life long slumber that was my life that felt but like a long dream now, to a more real reality
>started to hear thought voices telling me I'm the chosen one to get others to experience the same so we could all wake up together
>had to gather others around me so we could safe whole of humanity from the dream
>reality started to crumble before my eyes, everything became unreal, people on tv discussed how my day was, songs on the radio were about my personal thoughts and feelings, text in books were referring to my own life, etc. graffitis on the walls, advertising on the streets, shop signs, etc. pointed me in the right direction to walk, on this mystical quest to save humanity
>I performed strange rituals dictated to me by the divine, for example I offered my keys to my flat to the divine, got the keys to a freshly abandoned mansion in return, slept in there for the night, got arrested the next morning, police had to let me go afterwards as they couldn't explain how I got the keys and I didn't break in there though
>Walked around in nature and in other cities, went on a real adventure back there, always guided by signs of my surroundings or my thought voices, felt some sort of divine psychoanalysis at times, or being guided by divine gps at times, directed towards goals for reasons I can't understand.
>Tested reality for bugs, thought I broke reality and the multiverse, got a real good panic attack but got assured that was impossible
>Went on for months and months on my spiritual roller-coaster of madness and insanity, until one day I finally got admitted
On a high dosis of neuroleptics that I take daily now I'm sane again, for years now, and never had a relapse. But those were some crazy as fuck times.
