I SWEAR IF I SEE THAT CIRNO BRITBONG WITH HIS "STOPPED READING RIGHT THERE" PASTA THEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH FOR WHAT YOU DID. I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK AND THEN RAPE YOUR CHILDREN TO DEATH IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE BEFORE CUTTING HER FUCKING HEAD OFF AND MOUNTING IT ON THE COAT TREE YOU DIRTY GODDAMN TRAITOROUS BASTARD. YOU WILL FUCKING DIE CRYING FOR YOUR MOTHER WHILE I ASSFUCK YOU WITH A BREADKNIFE. I WILL PUT A BULLET THROUGH THE FAMILY DOGS FACE AND MAKE YOUR CHILDREN EAT BITS OF IT'S BRAIN OFF THE CARPET. I WILL INFECT MYSELF WITH WEREWOLVISM JUST SO I CAN BECOME THE BEAST AND RIP YOU, YOUR KIN, AND YOUR FRIENDS TO FUCKING SHREDS AND FEAST UPON YOUR FLESH. I WILL HUNT YOU LIKE SPORT AND HANG YOUR HEAD ON THE WALL AND USE YOUR EYE SOCKETS AS ASHTRAYS FILTHY DEGENERATE BACKSTABBING WASTE OF SKIN. I WILL PARACHUTE DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY AND BITE YOUR WIFE'S TITS OFF WHILE SLAMMING YOUR BABIES HEAD INTO THE WALL. TO AN AIRBORNE RANGER YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NOTCH IN THE BUTTSTOCK OF HIS SNIPER RIFLE BUCKO, I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU AS EASILY AS I WOULD STRANGLE A CAT AND WE BOTH KNOW THERE ISN'T A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I AM THE GODDAMN HURRICANE YOU WERE WARNED TO TAKE SHELTER FROM, THE LIGHTNING BOLT THAT WILL BURN YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE TO CINDERS. PREPARE FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIKE FUCKER, BECAUSE WHEN I'M DONE THERE WON'T EVEN BE ENOUGH LEFT FOR A CLOSED CASKET
