>>1152319When I was in high school I worked with an ex-alcoholic, so eventually I got curious and asked him what the drunkest drunk hes ever had was. He told me the best drink for getting absolutely out of this world plastered was two shots vodka (cheap shit) two shots Kahlua and a shot of Irish cream. I've had it since then, fucker is so sweet you don't notice. Story goes that he was headed home to Hawaii from new york where he worked as an engineer and decided to drink these all night, says he must have gone through about 13 or 15 (hes a really really really big dude, I don't put this past him).
So he's drinking all night then he realizes, "oh fuck, I need to be getting on a plane right about now." And heads over. He takes his seat in the plane and looks over and sees this scrawny little japanese kid looking up at him just in time for him to spew all over the kid. It was a long flight.
