My name is Howie with Global Factcheckers Group Inc. I am the Chief Fact Checker for all matters related to President Trump and, by extension, the White House. My team and I have worked tirelessly for the past 4 years endlessly fact checking the outright lies coming from the President's mouth on a daily basis. 80- 90- sometimes 100 lies a day. One time the President said over 194 lies. We checked em all.

In the Spring of 2016, we made the executive decision to bring aboard 15 PhD students from Ivy League universities to handle the massive loads coming from then-candidate Trump on a daily basis. Since then we have initiated the Trump Investigative Truth Seekers PhD Program. We recruit, train, and deploy professional debunkers to hold those in power accountable.

Despite their impressive resumes, substantial training regiments, and education from some of the most renowned institutions in the world, only 40% of debunkers can make it through a semester. A majority of fact checkers leave crying most nights. Mind you, these are PhD students, not children.

We have done democracy-saving work but for me, it is not work, it is my life. I do not even see my wife and kids most nights as I have been too busy saving the Republic. My colleague Tammy has spent her early 30’s completely submerged in her work. She has put aside all other commitments in the pursuit of truth. We know what is true and what is not and we will not back down until every American knows what is really true and really false.

I was notified by a colleague there is a smear campaign occurring on this site. I want you all to know we will not stop. Will will debunk all day, every day. We are the custodians of democracy. We are the guardians of truth. We are the soldiers of fact. We are the angels of authenticity. You will know what is true and what is false.

Veritas Forever,

Dr. Howie Pheltersnatch, PhD Chief Fact Checker to the Executive Branch