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Automatic flushing toilets should be illegal

ID:JHy4oz0b No.11536745 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be at walmart
>need to take a shit
>hate public bathrooms, luckily private family bathroom with lockable door in the back
>use toilet paper to make a landing pad
>cover seat with toilet paper
>sit down and begin adjusting my ass as shit begins to squeeze out of my asshole
>this causes the motion sensor to autoflush right as shit comes out
>no more landing pad so get water splashed all over my ass and balls