>>11537573Okay, I confess. It was me and my mechanoid machine mind servitor buddy MA-KE-607. We got drunk on hypothoid, started wheeling around on our Gordon wheel and ended up on this planet. Then Make had this idea of drawing canals and shit on the planet and at some point the locals caught up with our shit. We trained them to haul rocks all the way from faraway places and pile them on each other for shits and giggles. We taught them the secret of wheel and rope. Those were pretty revolutionary back in the day, as you can see from the design of the blocks and the pyramids people mostly did pointy and square things before that. Also they exclusively used strings to push, not pull. Glad we could clear this up.
