It's not like im a kissless virgin by any means, but I can't even imagine having a hot girlfriend. The girl wouldn't be able to leave the house if i was dating her. It'd be too much of a risk letting her go out in public.

I'd have to cling to her like a baby koala. Doing nothing all day but constantly caressing and kissing her soft skin for hours. Gently licking her smooth, tasteless armpits.

When she'd get up to go to the fridge or go to the bathroom I'd have to follow her, or at least be assured she's coming right back. I'd fully understand my simping clingyness would be a major turnoff but i just wouldn't be able to stop myself from worshiping her. I wouldn't even need to have sex with her if she didn't want, I'd just go down on her gladly whenever she was in the mood and be thankful for the privilege. Then cozy up with her watching spooky movies, laying on her as the little spoon despite being twice her size.

Does anyone else have this ?