I don't know about you guys, but I wanna be a vampire, as they are the most suited to the NEET lifestyle;
Hates the sun, lives in absolute darkness
Hates normal fags
Does nothing besides drink blood and sleep, and maybe some other stuff.

And more stuff I can list. Feel free to expand upon the list, or if you feel im wrong, leave a long reply telling me why im wrong, especially if your Romanian.