You forgot to pay the troll toll!
A wild troll appears, slinging it's primitive wooden club over its gnarled and hairy shoulders. It looks at you with a crooked nose and greyed skin and speaks, its voice is shrill and pierces your ears uncomfortably: "Graak! Thought I wouldn't notice an adventurer such as yourself walking across my bridge!?" He points to the coinpouch on your belt. "Hand over fifty gold pieces, or become my dinner!"
The troll is a class two ambush type monster, and automatically has initiative. It has 26 Health Points.
> Fight
> Pay the fee
> Attempt to flee
> Rummage through your inventory
> Browse 4chan
> Let him cuck you with your girlfriend
> Cry "NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
