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Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 04:55:54 No.1163750 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1164055 >>1164184 >>1164208

Why even live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/nRfe/ga Sat 24 Jun 2017 04:58:35 No.1163762 Report

Quoted By: >>1163777

>blocks your path

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 05:02:32 No.1163777 Report

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>>1163762
>Kills you with cuteness

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 05:46:19 No.1164055 Report

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>>1163750
I manage somehow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:la3aSL25 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:03:27 No.1164156 Report

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>kills you by everything
>help

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:la3aSL25 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:06:25 No.1164168 Report

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>everything kills you here
>help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iBIB+P6m Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:11:01 No.1164184 Report

Quoted By: >>1164198 >>1164205

>>1163750
>grants work visas, but not citizenships
lol i didnt want to live there anyways......
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:14:13 No.1164198 Report

Quoted By: >>1164204 >>1164228 >>1164232

>>1164184
Fuck off. We're full.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:16:09 No.1164204 Report

Quoted By: >>1164225

>>1164198
yeah
full of faggotry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:16:19 No.1164205 Report

Quoted By: >>1164223 >>1164228

>>1164184
what?

i didn't even know that. wtf nz you're supposed to be my backup plan if australia ever gets shitty enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:17:19 No.1164208 Report

Quoted By: >>1164214 >>1164215 >>1164232

>>1163750
why is half your population living in Australia then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:18:26 No.1164214 Report

Quoted By: >>1164229

>>1164208
holy shit is this true?
is new zealand so horrible that they would rather live in australia?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:18:35 No.1164215 Report

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>>1164208
To grab all your dollarydoos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:19:34 No.1164223 Report

Quoted By: >>1164227

>>1164205
you don't need a visa to go there, unless your not Australian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:19:55 No.1164225 Report

Quoted By:

>>1164204
ZING!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:20:17 No.1164227 Report

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>>1164223
ah cool that's alright then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iBIB+P6m Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:20:28 No.1164228 Report

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>>1164205
Not fact, I just went to school with an older lady who's husband had worked multiple times in NZ as a doctor but they would never grant him citizenship, so I imagine they're pretty stingy.
>>1164198
Blow it out your ass, sheepfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:20:49 No.1164229 Report

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>>1164214
they're all on welfare too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V5aLGs0K Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:21:17 No.1164232 Report

Quoted By: >>1164250

>>1164208
cuz better paying jobs and more job and career opportunities

>>1164198
underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:25:28 No.1164250 Report

Quoted By: >>1164257 >>1164265

>>1164232
>underrated
>stealing the (already unfunny and overdone) aussiefags catchphrase and having the wannabe aussiefags use it is considered good banter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:27:03 No.1164257 Report

Quoted By: >>1164264 >>1164280

>>1164250
>Being American

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:28:31 No.1164264 Report

Quoted By: >>1164276

>>1164257
feels bretty gud desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:28:40 No.1164265 Report

Quoted By: >>1164280

>>1164250
>he's an american
haha lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:31:28 No.1164276 Report

Quoted By: >>1164280

>>1164264
Don't forget to tip me when you reply to my posts. Americans have no manners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:32:02 No.1164280 Report

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>>1164257
>>1164265
>>1164276

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:32:22 No.1164283 Report

Quoted By: >>1164289

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:32:39 No.1164284 Report

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:32:59 No.1164286 Report

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Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:33:18 No.1164288 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:33:32 No.1164289 Report

Quoted By: >>1164302

>>1164283
>Be American
>Blow it out my ass
>$65,000 in medical bills plus tip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:35:35 No.1164302 Report

Quoted By: >>1164306

>>1164289
no your supposed to blow it out YOUR ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:36:30 No.1164306 Report

Quoted By: >>1164313

>>1164302
NO U

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:38:24 No.1164313 Report

Quoted By: >>1164319 >>1164324

>>1164306
NO U

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iBIB+P6m Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:39:04 No.1164319 Report

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>>1164313
lol nice. aussie fag just got btfo'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:40:14 No.1164324 Report

Quoted By: >>1164337 >>1164387

>>1164313
Hi. I have proceeded to blow it from my anus. How do we move forward?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:42:47 No.1164337 Report

Quoted By: >>1164359

>>1164324
Well now that it's settled we can carry on a normal conversation.
How are you today?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:47:12 No.1164359 Report

Quoted By: >>1164375

>>1164337
I'm fine. Are you hot? I hear your country is hotter than Hitler's ovens right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDa2pYFp Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:50:37 No.1164375 Report

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>>1164359
I don't know about the rest, but in Indiana it's quite humid and hot, though thankfully it was cooler today due to cloudy and rainy weather.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:53:33 No.1164387 Report

Quoted By: >>1164399

>>1164324
>be kiwi
>blow it out my ass
>Christchurch slips into the sea
>sheep drown

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:55:53 No.1164399 Report

Quoted By: >>1164421

>>1164387
>Be Australian
>Fuck Sheep vigorously
>Pretend it's New Zealand who are the sheep shaggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:00:24 No.1164421 Report

Quoted By: >>1164444

>>1164399
Australia: 4 sheep per person
Kiwiland: 15 sheep per person

>be kiwi
>live on small island
>out numbered by sheep 15/1
>try to pretend you're not a sheep shagger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:06:01 No.1164444 Report

Quoted By: >>1164480

>>1164421
>Be Australian
>Take my pick from the extra 60 million sheep.
>Tell Kiwi he's outnumbered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:13:05 No.1164480 Report

Quoted By: >>1164498

>>1164444
>be kiwi
>thinks 60million sheep can't disappear into australias vastness
>islander education
>nice quads, just like your quadruped wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:17:32 No.1164498 Report

Quoted By: >>1164506 >>1164518

>>1164480
>Be Australian
>Lose to Scotland B team in rugby.
>Live on giant island
>Call New Zealand an Island insultingly
>Elect buffoon
>Fuck sheep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:20:21 No.1164506 Report

Quoted By: >>1164516 >>1164530 >>1165857

>>1164498
>Be Kiwi
>French forget you're a country and blow up ship
>Sperg out
>World remembers you're a country
>Nobody cares about ship
>Everyone forgets again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:22:01 No.1164516 Report

Quoted By: >>1164532

>>1164506
Good bants my Ausbros.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:22:11 No.1164518 Report

Quoted By: >>1165865

>>1164498
>be kiwi
>think everyone is as obsessed with rugby as they are
>tackle sheep to practise
>tfw never be a island continent
>no one even know they have elections or if the sheep get a vote but insult others politicians
>buy Velcro gloves so wife can't run away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:24:27 No.1164530 Report

Quoted By: >>1164538 >>1164558

>>1164506
it's strange how the french actually did that

i mean it's more or less an act of war really isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:24:51 No.1164532 Report

Quoted By: >>1164537

>>1164516
Honestly we need to work together more so we can absorb you into the Federation. Queenslanders already have weird accents it's not like there would be a massive culture clash.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:26:08 No.1164537 Report

Quoted By: >>1164569

>>1164532
Nah. You guys can just be the West Island if you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:26:54 No.1164538 Report

Quoted By: >>1164546

>>1164530
they probably surrendered in a secret UN session and paid NZ a few thousand sexy French ewes as compensation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:28:11 No.1164546 Report

Quoted By: >>1164568

>>1164538
>French ewes
i wonder if they bah with french accents that'd be pretty exotic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:30:08 No.1164558 Report

Quoted By: >>1164579

>>1164530
Bunch of sneaky shits, considering that they backed out of NATO at that time I would have loved you guys to invoke ANZUS and call the Yanks in. Whole thing was an international incident in the making and I fizzled out too soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:32:22 No.1164568 Report

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>>1164546
they must have been good, the kiwis stopped complaining about there ship a lot faster than they did about underarm bowling.
we should have sent them some merinos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:32:41 No.1164569 Report

Quoted By: >>1164590 >>1164591

>>1164537
Yeah but we put the effort in to rename ourselves instead of staying as some new Dutch island and I feel that's what's really important here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:34:22 No.1164579 Report

Quoted By: >>1164595

>>1164558
kiwis had told the yanks to fuck off with there nuclear ships, so they weren't getting any support from them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xuqzbsvu Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:36:05 No.1164590 Report

Quoted By: >>1164602

>>1164569
No. What's important is rugby. I'm off to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6u8D0hd4 Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:36:06 No.1164591 Report

Quoted By:

>>1164569
no mate, we kept the name some Spanish guy gave us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:37:08 No.1164595 Report

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>>1164579
Probably wasn't the wisest idea to piss around with most powerful ally but I guess Pacific Canada is just like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rFs6qmY Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:38:07 No.1164602 Report

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>>1164590
Shit I forgot about the all Blacks

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Anonymous ID:vJMACTEZ Sat 24 Jun 2017 11:41:20 No.1165857 Report

Quoted By: >>1165865

>>1164506
>be australian
>loses to new Zealand at literally EVERYTHING
>rugby team so bad wallabies coach rings up random dude who assblasted him on fb
>meanwhile kiwibros steal your jobs, wimen and welfare
Feels good butha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vJMACTEZ Sat 24 Jun 2017 11:43:32 No.1165865 Report

Quoted By:

>>1164518
For you
>>1165857

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NMHNA8BF Sat 24 Jun 2017 11:54:37 No.1165907 Report

Quoted By: >>1165912 >>1166091 >>1166111 >>1166116

This is the most pathetic thread i have seen in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+YTgrnNM Sat 24 Jun 2017 11:55:36 No.1165912 Report

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>>1165907
It's the only time they can post without their mommies calling for them to go to bed, give them some slack.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vJMACTEZ Sat 24 Jun 2017 12:27:10 No.1166091 Report

Quoted By:

>>1165907
Not as pathetic as your government at the moment britbong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tUVjINjv Sat 24 Jun 2017 12:31:17 No.1166111 Report

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>>1165907
Honestly, why would you rather live in the UK over New Zealand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54bwize1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 12:31:58 No.1166116 Report

Quoted By:

>>1165907
don't bully it's a nice place

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