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>"Hahaha,seriously though guys, you know what's one thing i like about Russia?"
>The public is silent, awaiting for the next sentence, ready for colbert to BTFO drumpf and putin as usual
>"Those gay concentration camps in Chechnya, don't you think it's amazing those disgusting faggots are finally getting what they deserve?"
>nervous chuckles throughout the room with a few people forcing their laughter
>"No I'm serious, the sodomite needs to be violently cleansed off the face of this earth"
>crowd is whispering to each other and glancing at the exit which is now chained shut
>"In fact, let me demonstrate for you with this clip we've been saving for today's show"
>clip rolls, it's colbert standing on top of a tall building behind a kneeling man
>"In the name of the prophet Muhammad,peace be upon him, we cleanse this wicked faggotry from Allah's world"
>Proceeds to kick the man off the roof
>The audience starts screaming as black masked men surround them
>"Now if any of you fag enabling scum think you're getting out of this studio with your head on your shoulders you're as wrong as drumpf is about immigration"
>the masked men begin to slowly saw off the heads of everyone with rusty machetes as colbert stares on unblinking and stonefaced
>colbert suddenly snaps towards the camera immediately regaining his usual smile
>"Remember, gay is not okay! Good night folks"
