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>be me
>not very attractive
>family wants me to find gf, dont think i can
>welfare check arrives
>JaniceSoprano.jpg
>decides to boost self esteem by buying escort
>TRUMP Art of the deal
>buy coke aswell, whores love it. or so i heard
>qt, bit of a lazy eye.
>asks for 200$ upfront
>Okay
>She arrives, i hand her money
>she starts talking about her messed up childhood
>I, a gentleman listens
>Do you want a drink?
>Yes, anon. thx. youre kind
>Brings back drinks, mirror and bag of coke
>Ehhm, i dont sleep with druggies, sry
>she promptly leaves
>am to fat to catch up
>mfw i payed 200 buckaroos to listen to a who'a rant about her daddy issues
>mfw the coke didnt get me high
>mfw she disrespected the bing

Help me. How do i actually get laid?