we have gathered here today, not only to try to relax your anus, nor only for your hydration, but for the feast of samheim (according to juulian calendar)
one of the geese is already beheaded (Hoffman), one will soon follow (Srebrenica)- one will remain either for xmass or for the bringing of eggs forth (Gooseman/Esmeralda)
today we shall feast on boiled goose and lubricate with goose fat
I have suffered many a strain and pulls from work overload aswell as autistic muscle cramp spasms- so forth I will take residence in my bed early tonight to relish the medicine of ketoprofen and diazepam
hala-lala