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Today is my birthday, I'm oficially a wizard

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 21:38:11 No.11680664 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11680723 >>11680752 >>11680764 >>11680773 >>11680967 >>11680990 >>11680995 >>11681138 >>11682125 >>11682147 >>11684527

30yo, virgin:
1. Sex
2. Holding hands
3. Kissing
4. Touch any women

Feel free to depress me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YJQ1lnBS Thu 19 Nov 2020 21:43:39 No.11680676 Report

Quoted By: >>11680698 >>11680708 >>11681208

Holding hands: 14
Kissing: 14
Touch any women: 15
Sex: 18

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 21:53:07 No.11680698 Report

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>>11680676
Teach me master!

anonymous

anonymous ID:7zGp+0oq Thu 19 Nov 2020 21:58:38 No.11680708 Report

Quoted By: >>11680711 >>11680995

>>11680676
Is this number of times or age?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:00:54 No.11680711 Report

Quoted By: >>11682133

>>11680708
Age obviously xD

anonymous

anonymous ID:7zGp+0oq Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:05:33 No.11680723 Report

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>>11680664
You're a wizard now. this reality means nothing. You are above depression.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:10:03 No.11680737 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5ImvVim Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:13:09 No.11680747 Report

Quoted By: >>11680765

Happy Birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dfhneGGa Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:14:57 No.11680752 Report

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>>11680664
sex: 213790

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K9IlGHKE Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:17:59 No.11680762 Report

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You're a wizard harry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UOSoef+V Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:18:06 No.11680763 Report

Quoted By: >>11680784

1. None cuz i pussied out
1, 2 and 3 depends on whether we take childhood shit into consideration cuz I had a neighborhood gf at 6 years old. If not, then:
2. 16
3. 16
4. 13

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zBu/xz9 Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:18:10 No.11680764 Report

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>>11680664
kind of jealous. I slammed over 50 pigs and have 3 confirmed offspring.
I love my kids but being obsessed with sex is a self destructive disorder and usually leads to bad things.
Not gonna ridicule you, happy birthday bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:18:19 No.11680765 Report

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>>11680747
thanks
>>11680752
If thats binary, is equal to zero :D

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YfkmRoDM Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:20:58 No.11680769 Report

Quoted By: >>11680784

happy birthday dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KLORl3D9 Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:21:30 No.11680773 Report

Quoted By: >>11680784

>>11680664
Happy birthday!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:26:06 No.11680784 Report

Quoted By: >>11680807 >>11680943

>>11680763
What did you do?
>>11680764
I don't want kids, but not a having single women phone number is sad, at least
>>11680769
>>11680773
thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UOSoef+V Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:34:53 No.11680807 Report

Quoted By: >>11680815

>>11680784
The aforementioned things; holding hands, kissing and touching. My memory is hazy so I don't even remember her name or appearance anymore, but I do remember kissing her under some random bush covered helical staircase in the neighborhood yard lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:37:19 No.11680815 Report

Quoted By: >>11680834

>>11680807
I was talking about the
>None cuz i pussied out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UOSoef+V Thu 19 Nov 2020 22:46:23 No.11680834 Report

Quoted By: >>11681181

>>11680815
Oh my bad. Not a big deal desu, just that I basically told her that I wasn't mentally ready for it when she casually asked if I wanted to try it. We broke up soon after that cuz I acted like a fucking kms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zBu/xz9 Fri 20 Nov 2020 00:00:28 No.11680943 Report

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>>11680784
you are gonna have a happy birthday and wake up feeling like a king tomorrow my dude, the world is yours.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0KKzq6Dp Fri 20 Nov 2020 00:25:10 No.11680967 Report

Quoted By: >>11681181

>>11680664
Happy birthday. I'll follow your steps in 2 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R46K3grC Fri 20 Nov 2020 00:43:15 No.11680990 Report

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>>11680664
1. 35
2. 35
3. 35
4. 35

welcome fellow wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZqyKwMVr Fri 20 Nov 2020 00:45:46 No.11680995 Report

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>>11680664
How can you hold hands without touching?
>>11680708
Comedian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zybw/pNr Fri 20 Nov 2020 02:03:15 No.11681138 Report

Quoted By: >>11681181

>>11680664
I am both virgin(unless being fucked by life counts) and depressed. Checkmate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Fri 20 Nov 2020 02:22:21 No.11681181 Report

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>>11680834
How hold are you now?
>>11680943
>>11680967
Thanks!
>>11680990
Hmm, I think I'm gonna reach the 40 virgin movie!
>>11681138
We're fucked and the problem is that I don't do anything to change my life, i'm just wasting for a fucking miracle to happen. xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:APcNtctG Fri 20 Nov 2020 02:23:36 No.11681185 Report

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>>11681181
waiting*

latvian

latvian ID:yZ7iNMqX Fri 20 Nov 2020 02:33:31 No.11681208 Report

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>>11680676
15
16
never
16

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sVeZ6qh5 Fri 20 Nov 2020 03:05:16 No.11681442 Report

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happy birthday anon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OOzq9z9r Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:39:18 No.11682125 Report

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>>11680664
tell me how you made it this far without killing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UnB9nqdq Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:41:29 No.11682128 Report

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What magic tricks can you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNDTD2Ym Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:46:27 No.11682133 Report

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>>11680711
so you held hands at 14 but you touched a woman at 15? How does that work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNDTD2Ym Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:47:40 No.11682134 Report

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also happy birthday, anon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C6snzFXv Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:50:35 No.11682138 Report

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>>11682133
notice how he left out the gender

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdsHxUTv Fri 20 Nov 2020 09:56:59 No.11682147 Report

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>>11680664
1. 0
2. 16
3. 0
4. i get to touch women in church every sunday!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LdzrRzsg Fri 20 Nov 2020 17:48:09 No.11684527 Report

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>>11680664
hiiiiiiiiiii

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