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Quoted By: >>11703453 >>11703562 >>11707082
>Be me at 19
>Get really drunk with Kid Dynamite, Dale, and Boomhauer because the legal drinking age at the time was 18
>Peggy shows up at the party and insists on hanging out with me
>Me inebriated and unable to make good decisions
>Fuck Peggy because alcohol makes her look more attractive.
>Have narrow urethra. Decide not to use condom because of it.
>Next day regret life choices and too nice to ghost Peggy.
>8 months later Bobby is born. Forced to get married because Christian upbringing.
>Stuck in lifeless marriage selling propane and propane accessories with our freeloader niece who is dating a man who lives off lawsuit money.
Help me bros.
>Get really drunk with Kid Dynamite, Dale, and Boomhauer because the legal drinking age at the time was 18
>Peggy shows up at the party and insists on hanging out with me
>Me inebriated and unable to make good decisions
>Fuck Peggy because alcohol makes her look more attractive.
>Have narrow urethra. Decide not to use condom because of it.
>Next day regret life choices and too nice to ghost Peggy.
>8 months later Bobby is born. Forced to get married because Christian upbringing.
>Stuck in lifeless marriage selling propane and propane accessories with our freeloader niece who is dating a man who lives off lawsuit money.
Help me bros.
