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ITT: tell your original jokes here

Anonymous ID:Pz6ny2eB Sat 24 Jun 2017 21:30:29 No.1171061 View View Reply Original Report

I'll start

>What's the difference between a Mexican and a puertorriqueño

Only one knows how to swim

*BA DUM TSS*

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Anonymous ID:TVn65y54 Sat 24 Jun 2017 21:32:28 No.1171074 Report

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One time i dangled my dick out on the bus in front of a family
then i laughed maniacally and leapt out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wUJmRZ8s Sat 24 Jun 2017 21:35:15 No.1171101 Report

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>>1171061
Nigga can you not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B2PVZOMM Sat 24 Jun 2017 21:43:50 No.1171174 Report

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>>1171061
>How do you call a german priest behind a tree?

>Kinder Surprise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xCu3VC5q Sat 24 Jun 2017 22:51:42 No.1171888 Report

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A mexican walks into a bar with a pile of shit in his hands and exclaims "look what I almost stepped in!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WsKDs1pb Sat 24 Jun 2017 23:40:34 No.1172227 Report

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>>1171061
What does the jap soldier say when he throws the grenade back to the australian?

BOOMerang

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Anonymous ID:QP/he6yu Sat 24 Jun 2017 23:41:55 No.1172236 Report

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>>1171061
>be american
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9giz9tQ1 Sat 24 Jun 2017 23:42:37 No.1172241 Report

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What did the alien tell to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you.

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