Red Men:
>domesticating squash, maize, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, tobacco, and chile peppers
>inventing tamales, popcorn, cgewing gum, and jerky
>development of advanced water transportation systems through mountainous terrain
>development of cenotes and advanced water storage and irrigation systems capable of producing all of the above in consistently drought-stricken regions
>aqueducts, culturally-advanced cosmopolitan cities built on water and marshland
>advanced postal and mail-carrier systems without the use of the wheel
>advances in astronomy and mathematics
>precise and impressive architecture lasting centuries and unable to be replicated without modern, laser-accurate stonecutting techniques
>lasting cultural impression on multiple continents
>vast empires and loosely-knit federations with complex political structures and systems of government
>compulsory education for all citizens, complex system of labor taxation
>glasswork, metalwork, weaving, stonemasonry, dyes, carpentry, systems of writing, folk art
>suturing, stapling, anti-inflammatories, antispasmodic medication, broncholdilators, shock treatment, analgesics, etc.
>massive causeways
>elaborate economies and trade networks
Niggers:
>mud huts
>sticks
>mosquito burgers
>AIDS
I think we did okay all things considered.
