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Anonymous ID:SqG3C6V7 Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:21:23 No.1173142 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1173162 >>1173275 >>1173308 >>1173332 >>1173763 >>1173776 >>1173784 >>1174306 >>1174315 >>1174331 >>1174333 >>1174344

How the FUCK do I get an American gf?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MYw1P4zp Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:22:38 No.1173162 Report

Quoted By: >>1173256

>>1173142
I also have this question.

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Anonymous ID:USu2LNmW Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:33:58 No.1173256 Report

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>>1173162
I also have this question.

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Anonymous ID:LL2ZPRXW Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:34:37 No.1173261 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GdEb7S8a Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:34:38 No.1173262 Report

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I would enjoy this answer.

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Anonymous ID:s/pQqhPR Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:36:04 No.1173275 Report

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>>1173142

surrender your freedom

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LhLR6MaR Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:40:05 No.1173308 Report

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>>1173142
Try starting a /bant/ dating thread. You never know, maybe you'll find a qt American girl who likes shitposting even more than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bdAsxguT Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:42:47 No.1173332 Report

Quoted By: >>1174412

>>1173142
Put on at least 50kg, double your usual speaking volume, and refuse to accept that you and your country are not the best at absolutely everything and the first to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwaYpc17 Sun 25 Jun 2017 01:43:57 No.1173339 Report

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You don't. Stick to fucking moose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsYnDJWB Sun 25 Jun 2017 02:44:24 No.1173763 Report

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>>1173142
eHarmony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNPcvF2J Sun 25 Jun 2017 02:46:11 No.1173776 Report

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>>1173142
There's so many women in America, what exactly are you having trouble with? Your proximity?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mj5rwkpU Sun 25 Jun 2017 02:47:24 No.1173784 Report

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>>1173142
If u give her a tip, she'll let u give her ur tip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cClFxSQV Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:45:10 No.1174274 Report

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I also have this question desu

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Anonymous ID:cClFxSQV Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:46:30 No.1174287 Report

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bonus

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Anonymous ID:An7leI4x Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:47:56 No.1174306 Report

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>>1173142
American here to help.
Step 1. Be rich or be interesting
Step 2. Congrats on getting an american gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://B6OEqi Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:49:15 No.1174315 Report

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>>1173142
>How the FUCK do I get an American gf?!

Are you a masochist?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF2V3Pd4 Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:50:35 No.1174327 Report

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No self respecting good American woman would even think of going out with a leaf, your journey ended before it even began

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:por7gEM/ Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:51:25 No.1174331 Report

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>>1173142
Chances are if youre on this site you are probably pretty funny over text.. or you have the potential to be. Honestly. Maybe youre awkward as fuck in person, but that doesnt matter. In this day and age, as long as you can initiate something over text and keep it fun, when youre in person the girl will let those autist moments slide. Thats your strength. Use it to your advantage. Gain momentum through text and hangout little bits at a time then slowly get more comftorable around them and there ya go. Eventually after hanging out for so mlong you will get used to the idea of having a girlfriend and then youll eventually be confident around all girls and you wont need to do the whole texting thing anymore.

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Anonymous ID:QNQpTBI/ Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:52:14 No.1174333 Report

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>>1173142
>How the FUCK do I get an American gf?!

Answer: Ya' don't!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dyTdiE5I Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:53:24 No.1174339 Report

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First you mutilate your penis and hope to attract a Jewess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OQdoCtmL Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:54:17 No.1174344 Report

Quoted By: >>1174362

>>1173142
set up a box, like one you get cranes shipped in, on it one edge with a string tied to a stick holding it up with a pile of BIG BLACK COCKS and burgers under it.

girl runs in to gobble both down and hopefully the box is big enough.

or be black with bad teeth and a stinky ass, or use a masterball.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I44DAysv Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:56:19 No.1174362 Report

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>>1174344
what the fuck

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Anonymous ID:n7zpkUQU Sun 25 Jun 2017 03:59:32 No.1174412 Report

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>>1173332
thats true, he could pretend to be from australia or the shire like you.

>>1174362
you've never caught fat whores using a trap before?

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