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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:37:24 No.11741782 View View Reply Original Report

Why are Americans so bad at chocolate and sweets in general?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:39:44 No.11741783 Report

Quoted By: >>11741797

Ever since they took over Cadbury’s here the chocolate has been pure and utter shit.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:40:34 No.11741784 Report

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>>11741782
I honestly think USA only grows corn because jews don't want the fields used for nutritional food, and because they want to keep the rivers polluted with runoff. jews actively trying to build a food desert, monopolising nutrient wherever they go.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:41:56 No.11741785 Report

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Why does American chocolate taste like vomit?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:42:10 No.11741786 Report

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>>11741782
Industrialization at a massive scale. There is good chocolate here, but you have to seek it out and pay extra for it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:42:24 No.11741787 Report

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>>11741782
I used to hate this shit when I was younger, but I kind of like it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:42:52 No.11741788 Report

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>>11741782
Hershey’s tastes horrible, literally one step above cheap chocolate Easter bunnies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:44:32 No.11741789 Report

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>>11741785
They put wax or some shit to prevent it from melting that easy. As a result, it just tastes bad.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:46:30 No.11741790 Report

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>>11741785

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:47:04 No.11741791 Report

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>>11741785
I don't know anyone who buys that shit.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:48:01 No.11741792 Report

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>>11741785

>The Hershey Process milk chocolate in these bars uses fresh milk delivered directly from local farms. The process was developed by Milton Hershey and produced the first mass-produced chocolate in the United States. As a result, the Hershey flavor is widely recognized in the United States, but less so internationally, especially in areas where European chocolates are more widely available. The process is a company and trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed. This produces butyric acid (a compound found in substances such as parmesan cheese) which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This flavor gives the product a "tangy" taste that the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates. Outside of the US people are not as accustomed to the taste.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hershey_bar#Hershey's_milk_chocolate

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:49:33 No.11741793 Report

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>>11741785
when milton hershey was making his chocolate, one of the batches had milk that soured. but it was better than all the other stuff he tried, and he stuck with it like a dumbass

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:49:45 No.11741794 Report

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>>11741782
>>11741790
>>11741792
What the fuck?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:50:29 No.11741795 Report

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>>11741785
im sorry bro. we've been reduced to buying chocolate from the baking section.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:50:34 No.11741796 Report

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>>11741782
Hershey’s tastes lovely desu. I love both Cadbury and yank chocolate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:51:56 No.11741797 Report

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>>11741783
Not only that, down sizing and moving to Poland has took the biscuit, fuck cadburys

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:53:39 No.11741798 Report

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>>11741792
>vomit aroma
Probably just a trick to further degrade filthy gentiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:53:48 No.11741799 Report

Quoted By: >>11741802

Hershey's bars are disgusting. They taste like chocolate flavored wax. Only one step away from that shitty chocolate that you buy at Dollar stores.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:54:56 No.11741800 Report

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>>11741782
https://youtu.be/J44svaQc5WY

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:55:02 No.11741801 Report

Quoted By: >>11741808

To be fair, almost all chocolate tastes like pure shit.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:56:07 No.11741802 Report

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>>11741799
Again, I cannot prove it, but I suspect Hershey’s put paraffin wax in their chocolate to prevent it from melting. It sure tastes waxy.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:56:10 No.11741803 Report

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>>11741790
>burger choc made to taste like vomit
Unironically, this pretty much explains US feminism.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:56:20 No.11741804 Report

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>>11741785
It's profitable

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:56:21 No.11741805 Report

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>continent prides itself on beer
>its all shit outside of some belgian monks who have nothing better to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:56:28 No.11741806 Report

Quoted By: >>11741813 >>11741833 >>11741841

>>11741782
I don't really like Hershey's but they make Reese's and those things are superior to anything available in Europe. They have started producing them locally here in Germany but the chocolate in them fucking sucks - way too soft and sweet.

I know Euros like to tout their chocolate but I'm not impressed thus far. Lindt is okay, but Milka is too sweet and sucks dick. Cadbury isn't really widely available in Germany. Tony Chocolney is kind of good but overpriced. All the other crap is either the same or some bullshit artisian cacao bullshit no one actually enjoys.

Also for as much as krauts complain about things being sweet, they eat an awful lot of shit like chocolate covered marshmallow fluff.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:57:03 No.11741807 Report

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>>11741782
Hershey’s legitimately tastes like shit, they have no chance selling that shit in Europe

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:57:25 No.11741808 Report

Quoted By: >>11741819

>>11741801
How dare you say this with that flag. You and I are chocolate bros.
I am 3/4ths Belgian and 1/4th Swiss. I was made to love chocolate, and I do. Belgian chocolate, Swiss chocolate, it's divine.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:58:33 No.11741809 Report

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>>11741782
murrakin here, no idea who who buys hershey bars

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:58:46 No.11741810 Report

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Even cheap Aldi brand chocolate tastes infinitely better than this foul shite

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 17:59:32 No.11741811 Report

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>>11741790
>>11741794
You act as though that's the only fermented dairy product ever consumed.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:03:04 No.11741812 Report

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Europeans don't have that refined palate to enjoy luxuries like Hershey's chocolate bars.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:03:13 No.11741813 Report

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>>11741806
>shit like chocolate covered marshmallow fluff.
Did you just insult my Negerküsse?
FUCK YOU!

Seriously though, not ok.
Milka IS too sugary, but that's part of their brand identity, there's a ton of other brands that don't.
MOST importantly
NONE TASTES LIKE FUCKING VOMIT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:05:51 No.11741814 Report

Quoted By: >>11741818

>>11741782
It was never ment to be the best, it took chocolate as something only nobility ate and bought it to the masses, the same with the model T ford

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:06:52 No.11741815 Report

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>>11741782
I’m American and I agree. Our chocolate sucks. Real Swiss chocolate is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:08:06 No.11741816 Report

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The only burger chocolate I like is Crunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:08:31 No.11741817 Report

Quoted By: >>11741820 >>11741821

>>11741813
Yeah faggot, Chocokuesse fucking suck. Just like Kalter Hund, Ritter Sport, and most of the other bullshit candy sold in Germany. I'm genuinely surprised there are so many fatties here considering how much the food here sucks.

And are you fucking serious that it tastes like vomit? You dumb backwoods faggots pickle everything from sauerkraut to fucking herring - everything here tastes like fucking vomit. You niggs should be used to it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:13:36 No.11741818 Report

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>>11741814
American "masses" should unironically be gassed instead of revered. It's Brazil tier at this point.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:14:01 No.11741819 Report

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>>11741808
>''Belgian''
AKA Walboon

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:14:48 No.11741820 Report

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>>11741817
State of this seething. You got PTSD? Kek

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:15:06 No.11741821 Report

Quoted By: >>11741822

>>11741817
Ok.
Then stay on your fucking burger base and enjoy your shitty vomity fructose corn syrup dreck.
Also marinading food to naturally conserve and preserve vital nutrients does NOT make pickles, sauerkraut (massive Vitamin C) taste like fucking vomit.
Your taste buds simply are shit, sorry to inform ya.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:17:12 No.11741822 Report

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>>11741821
It’s all the feces they are used to in their meat supply. Pray for us that we never have a free trade deal with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:18:13 No.11741823 Report

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>>11741782
This is true. It doesn't taste like chocolate at all. First time I tried I thought Inwas sold a spoiled bar.
When I left the US aftery trip I loaded on some foods including chocolate for friends and family yo taste foreign stuff. Everyone hated it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:18:59 No.11741824 Report

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>>11741782

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:19:45 No.11741825 Report

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>>11741785
Hersheys really does taste like sour milk unless it's the dark variety. Fuck that shit anyway.

t. /fit/fag

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:20:42 No.11741826 Report

Quoted By: >>11741827

>>11741782
Chocolate sucks, but the US owns the gummy and sour candy market.

Don't tell me UK sour patch kids are better than the US. FUckin nasty.

UK chocolate > all other chocolate

But sometimes I want gummies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:21:40 No.11741827 Report

Quoted By: >>11741830

>>11741826
>UK chocolate > all other chocolate
Serious ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:22:20 No.11741828 Report

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>>11741785
>vomit
>>11741792
>parmesan cheese
That makes sense, heated parmezan literally smells like vomit

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:22:41 No.11741829 Report

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The Hershey's dark with almonds is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:23:23 No.11741830 Report

Quoted By: >>11741832

>>11741827
Probably goes to the Swiss or Belgians but we do have some tasty stuff like galaxy/Cadbury

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:24:25 No.11741831 Report

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>>11741782
I'm going to let you in on a secret about America, Giuseppe: If a product, service, restaurant, etc. is mass-marketed, it is 100% guaranteed to be shit. If there is a commercial for it, it is 100% guaranteed to be shit. If they have to advertise it, it is 100% guaranteed to be shit.

There is good food here. But never, ever, ever anything mass marketed. You have to have someone in the know tell you where to go.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:25:01 No.11741832 Report

Quoted By: >>11741837

>>11741830
Sure, I mean you have to almost to be retarded to fail at making good chocolate. I don't support Swedish chocolate manufacturers because they're jewish.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:26:03 No.11741833 Report

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>>11741806
>Milka is too sweet and sucks dick
correct. because it's yank shit. try Ritter Sport for a good basic chocolate, or those fancy belgian and swiss chocolates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:26:59 No.11741834 Report

Quoted By: >>11741848

>>11741785
You just have a child's pallet. The same people who can enjoy the taste of hershey's can enjoy fancy cheeses.
You expose yourself as being a nigger with no taste or class if you hate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:28:23 No.11741835 Report

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>>11741782
saw this garbage today at a supermarket.
>40% cocoa marked as dark bitter chocolate
>vomit taste additive
>label it chocolate
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:28:27 No.11741836 Report

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>>11741782
They buy chocolate in mass and it's shitty. No large company actually makes their own chocolate any more it seems. If you know of one, please share the name.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:29:37 No.11741837 Report

Quoted By: >>11741838

>>11741832
What are some redpilled chocolate brands?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:30:05 No.11741838 Report

Quoted By: >>11741839

>>11741837

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:31:15 No.11741839 Report

Quoted By: >>11741844

>>11741838
Hey fucker, I was being serious. Is lindt acceptable or is it kike shit?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:31:42 No.11741840 Report

Quoted By: >>11741850

>>11741782
>>11741785
I think it's because of their milk. I was in America once and I genuinely got sick after drinking their milk. I talked about this to a farmer I know and he said that Americans inject hormones straight into their cattle and feed them with onions and antibiotics despite them not being ill. There doesn't seem to be any proper regulations and it's fucking disgusting

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:02 No.11741841 Report

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>>11741806
>I know Euros like to tout their chocolate but I'm not impressed thus far
>proceeds to list basic bitch discounter brands
Get out of your Hintertüpfingen sometimes, Dorftrottel.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:16 No.11741842 Report

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>>11741819
Nee gast ik ben Vlaming, geboren en getogen. Mijn Zwitserse oma is naar België verhuisd voor mijn opa. Zij spreekt gewoon Nederlands hoor.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:20 No.11741843 Report

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The U.S. owns the chocolate bar, Baby Ruth is my favourite, I'm also partial to 5th Avenue bars. Almond Joys are nice as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:30 No.11741844 Report

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>>11741839
I don't know. Making your own chocolate with organic cacao is probably the most redpilled thing at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:36 No.11741845 Report

Quoted By: >>11741852

>>11741782
Who cares? Why are you eating sweets as an adult?
Drink whiskey like a normal person. Whiskey is the best dessert

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:32:40 No.11741846 Report

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>>11741782
Profit margins and poor taste on the consumers part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:33:09 No.11741847 Report

Quoted By: >>11741851 >>11741864

>>11741782
Americans think sugar is the only thing needed to make something taste good.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:33:53 No.11741848 Report

Quoted By: >>11741854

>>11741785
>vomit in chocolate is fine
>whole milk is too dangerous though
insanity
>>11741834
you have literal vomit in it, it's disgraceful
you also don't have the faintest idea what actual cheese tastes like
t. fine cheese enthusiast
>pallet
lol

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:34:02 No.11741849 Report

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>>11741782
That's how capitalism works. The big company buys your above-average chocolate for an amount of money you can't refuse. And everything tends to monopoly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:34:06 No.11741850 Report

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>>11741840
The farmer was correct. That shit is illegal in Europe, god forbid Britain gets a trade deal with muttland

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:34:21 No.11741851 Report

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>>11741847
Sugar is whiter than you, Muhammad.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:34:25 No.11741852 Report

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>>11741845
I would, anon, but I'm an alcoholic and whiskey lasts maybe 2 days at my house.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:34:33 No.11741853 Report

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>>11741782
potatoes have no right to talk down to anything edible

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:35:14 No.11741854 Report

Quoted By: >>11741859

>>11741848
French cheese is just rotten, it's not fine at all. Stop pretending anything France does is good.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:35:17 No.11741855 Report

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>American chocolate bad
Hershey’s may be cheap shit but nothing beats See’s chocolate

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:37:27 No.11741856 Report

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Whats a good brand of chocolate that doesnt have vomit flavor/butyric acid and doesnt have enough sugar to make you instantly diabetic

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Anonymous ID:tyj/9vTI Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:39:20 No.11741859 Report

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>>11741854
>rushes to prove my point

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Anonymous ID:OFv7mIp0 Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:40:46 No.11741862 Report

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FUCK JANNIES

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Anonymous ID:cGPZ9gzw Mon 30 Nov 2020 18:43:02 No.11741864 Report

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>>11741847
That's not true, it also needs a fair dose of high fructose corn syrup as well or else it will taste too bitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXXIDs/2 Tue 01 Dec 2020 00:46:10 No.11743235 Report

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>>11741813
HAHAHAHAHAHA, why haven't SJWs thrown a fit over this yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+MJkkRCu Tue 01 Dec 2020 00:49:27 No.11743244 Report

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American ''chocolate'' tastes like vomit to be desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXXIDs/2 Tue 01 Dec 2020 00:56:39 No.11743257 Report

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Yuropoors, what are some redpilled chocolate brands i should import? Literally every chocolate sold here is American vomit flavored. I need to import something good.

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