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Any tips on "being" saint Nicolas

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 11:36:49 No.11752697 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11752782 >>11752801 >>11752818 >>11754528 >>11755151

My local church asked me if i could pretend to be saint Nicolas for the little children
I wanna do it but i don't know how
Help bantu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:08:39 No.11752771 Report

Quoted By: >>11752790

Am i being ingnored because no one knows who saint Nicolas is?

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:JNJAOro8 Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:10:54 No.11752774 Report

Quoted By: >>11752784

Uhhhhhm. Practice your "HO-HO-HO!", be really jolly and smile a lot?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olzZYZeP Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:12:33 No.11752782 Report

Quoted By: >>11752791 >>11752792

>>11752697
grow your beard, dye it white, fatten yourself up, eat 10 cheeseburgers a day, weaken your eyesight so that you need glasses, wear read pants, read jacket and a red hat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:13:16 No.11752784 Report

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>>11752774
But im a bad "actor"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J8rF0U2h Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:13:49 No.11752790 Report

Quoted By: >>11752796

>>11752771
step 1. Get reindeer
step 2. get slay
step 3. get reindeer to fly
step 4. buy a lot of presents
result. you get free milk and cookies

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:olzZYZeP Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:14:04 No.11752791 Report

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>>11752782
also have a black servant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:14:26 No.11752792 Report

Quoted By: >>11752794 >>11752803

>>11752782
Saint Nicolas
Not santa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olzZYZeP Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:15:27 No.11752794 Report

Quoted By: >>11752796

>>11752792
>Santa Claus, also known as Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:16:56 No.11752796 Report

Quoted By: >>11752816

>>11752790
As i said
Saint Nicolas
Not santa
>>11752794
Saint nicolas is actually a saint
Not a character from a dumb story

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3g5+04Rq Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:17:40 No.11752797 Report

Quoted By: >>11752804

This nigga?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q9OjAyvM Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:18:34 No.11752801 Report

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>>11752697
>get really really high and do it

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

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Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:JNJAOro8 Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:19:34 No.11752803 Report

Quoted By: >>11752807

>>11752792
Wtf I thought they were the same person
Look at this image that is apparently him resurrecting three children
Why is that child so muscular and appears to be balding? Are they really midgets, not children?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:20:07 No.11752804 Report

Quoted By: >>11752829

>>11752797
Yup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:21:20 No.11752807 Report

Quoted By: >>11752813

>>11752803
Read the story of saint Nicolas
You'll understand

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:JNJAOro8 Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:24:41 No.11752813 Report

Quoted By: >>11752815 >>11752817 >>11752830

>>11752807
Maybe you could hire some midgets and put on a play of you resurrecting them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olzZYZeP Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:26:27 No.11752815 Report

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>>11752813
yeah, that would work, although they should probably atleast wear underwear.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J8rF0U2h Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:27:21 No.11752816 Report

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>>11752796
ok get red coat get white scarf with crosses on be old do gang sign book

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:27:47 No.11752817 Report

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>>11752813
Yooo
Good idea
But instead i'll use my lil cousins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sh9uy5WZ Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:28:09 No.11752818 Report

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>>11752697
I was ded moroz (the same shit as santa claus) once in school and they made me do breakdance moves. I still remember that day and shaking, fuck the school, fuck the teachers, fuck all of this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3g5+04Rq Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:31:43 No.11752829 Report

Quoted By: >>11752850

>>11752804
Basically just act nice to the children and be very polite as possible. He's basically the santa claus before he was cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3g5+04Rq Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:32:34 No.11752830 Report

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>>11752813
Or this, seems this is better.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9994i0d Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:40:13 No.11752850 Report

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>>11752829
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T9oARgfM Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:41:24 No.11752853 Report

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Kill niggers lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fNi/+EIT Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:46:39 No.11752866 Report

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Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, prostitutes, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students.

So there ya go. Accessories and action figures sold separately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T9oARgfM Thu 03 Dec 2020 12:52:16 No.11752877 Report

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Holy shit, why bloggers can't Fuck off from my precious precious /b*nt/? :^3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnDZhYIF Thu 03 Dec 2020 18:32:44 No.11754340 Report

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Pro tip #1: give back transylvania fucking gypsy

Pro tip #2: practice your old man voice. I had to do this too last year. It's quite hard if you aren't actually an old man. Good luck :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jm5Vg/K+ Thu 03 Dec 2020 19:09:07 No.11754528 Report

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>>11752697
:DDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V/jiwTxg Thu 03 Dec 2020 21:49:01 No.11755151 Report

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>>11752697
:DDDD

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