>>11766349Oh shit do i have a story for you guys
there was this tard (he wasnt actually retarded, atleast they never told us he was). Typical run of the mill fagtard, he was obsessed with weird shit (plants vs zombies), he had his triggers and shit. So his trigger was telling him that there is a bug on his head. He would start flailing his arms, hitting himself on the head and running.
He was also scared of typical childish shit like zombies and mummies and shit. So when we were kids we made up this story of a mummified person being stuck in an abandoned garage. So one day we start looking into it from a little window. And then it was his turn to look in, at that point most of the guys had lost interest in the mummy so they left. He looked in, and i saw an opportunity. I started shaking him and screaming, and he got so scared he started running in the opposite direction screaming for the teacher. What he didnt see was a little kind of steel fence, which he tripped on. He fell on his face. Fun times
