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>be me
>my wife looking for phone number to buy coffee
>finds condom
>she gets mad
>"why do you have a condom here", she asks
>can't remember
>why do I have one?
>wtf?
>think quickly
>"remember that I don't fuck you in your ass without one", I replied
Safe for the day
>my wife looking for phone number to buy coffee
>finds condom
>she gets mad
>"why do you have a condom here", she asks
>can't remember
>why do I have one?
>wtf?
>think quickly
>"remember that I don't fuck you in your ass without one", I replied
Safe for the day
