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>live under capitalism
>die of diabetes and high cholesterol due to eating Twinkies all day long
>also inherit a huge debt to descendants that nobody will ever be able to pay
>live under communism
>either die killed by a mob of angry workers or die of starvation or overworking in political prisoner's camp
>also get your belongings stolen by a farmer's collective who end up burning them because they have no idea how to use them