Coming back from the gym this morning, the elevator in the hotel went down instead of up. When it surprised me by opening on the basement instead of the third floor, I remarked, "That's the sort of thing that happens when I get new implants." Sure enough, when I took a piss five minutes later I had blood in my urine. Maybe they got the urethra urethra tip MEGA ZAPPER which is slightly off to the left of the central axis of the head of my my penis, but the urethra tip wriggler and the urethra tip zapper off to the right a little, two more implants in the head of my penis, are still there and they have been used against me since I found the blood in my urine a few hours ago.

I got banned for "spamming and flooding" on sci, but really what happened is that I posted pic rebuttal to a copypasta of someone stupidly shitting on my research, and then I got immediately banned. I wasn't able to make the reports of my costant ana rape during the ban but the all-over outer wrigglers have been going crazy, the rape dick still immediately activates every time I get in my car, and at other times. Furthermore, the dozens of zappers in my fingers and hands and feet and toes have been going crazy as well.

As I'm typing this, some guy got out of his car to stand in front of me with one eye blocked by the door frame, and this post will remind me to exterminate his family.