>>1183927You know, back in 1981 where West and East Germany were all secretly communists until then.
Then West was all like "Ok, this pretending to be capitalist thing is working out... lets just do that!" And East Germany was like... whoa, we've had this thing going for so long... what are we gonna do now?
West said, "Look, let's not make it too obvious. You continue to be communist for 8 more years, then just over night be cool with capitalism. And we'll get back together the year after that... and..."
"We have unified country and full army again!"
"Exactly"
>Germany hi-fives itself. 
