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Quoted By: >>11787043 >>11787044 >>11787047 >>11788410
>The year is 2077
>Rent the cheapest android brain chip I can afford because I need it for work
>Started drinking because state mandated toxic masculinity classes, my daily ration of fried grasshopper, meth fueled 24 hour amazon shifts, and estrogen filled covid-76 vaccines make me want to kill myself
>Self driving tesla malfunctions and runs black guy over at midnight
>Progressive Social worker arrives on the scene and beats me with a bat for drunk driving and committing a hate crime
>Sentenced to 5 years anti racism reedcation center
>Get out and have to go to alcoholics anonymous meetings
>Brain chip advertises whiteclaw to me every ten minutes
>Rent the cheapest android brain chip I can afford because I need it for work
>Started drinking because state mandated toxic masculinity classes, my daily ration of fried grasshopper, meth fueled 24 hour amazon shifts, and estrogen filled covid-76 vaccines make me want to kill myself
>Self driving tesla malfunctions and runs black guy over at midnight
>Progressive Social worker arrives on the scene and beats me with a bat for drunk driving and committing a hate crime
>Sentenced to 5 years anti racism reedcation center
>Get out and have to go to alcoholics anonymous meetings
>Brain chip advertises whiteclaw to me every ten minutes
