HI EVERYONE. IT'S US. SAILOR MOON AND SAILOR EARTH. TODAY. WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT THE HATEFUL BULLY WEBSITE KNOWN AS FOUR CHAN.
"WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS", SAYS SAILOR MOON. WE WILL FIGHT THE FOUR CHANS!", SAYS SAILOR EARTH.
>DIE FOUR CHAN, YARRRGH YARRRGH!
*thrusts shitty goodwill action figures at screen*
>WE HAVE WON THE FIGHT AGAINST FOUR CHAN! GOODBYE EVERYONE.